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  • gonfission
    1,741 Posts
    Sat, Dec 15 2018 2:06 PM

    craigswan:

    The closeth (WTF is this)? north American country to Africa is

    Canada .

    Perhaps, if you are using the 180th Meridian

    Using the path of the international dateline, there is quite a difference

    Wait, there's more...

    If you weed out the feudal claims by countries, for under water ownership, and such, Russia is the correct answer

    Just saying

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  • craigswan
    20,456 Posts
    Sun, Dec 16 2018 4:27 AM

    Merry Christmas every one .

    “Ever wonder what people got Jesus for Christmas? It’s like, “Oh great, socks. You know I’m dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They’ll go great with my sandals. What am I, German?”

  • craigswan
    20,456 Posts
    Sun, Dec 16 2018 4:29 AM

    “Christmas Shopping: Wouldn’t it be wonderful to find one gift that you didn’t have to dust, that had to be used right away, that was practical, fit everyone, was personal and would be remembered for a long time? I penciled in “Gift certificate for a flu shot.”

  • craigswan
    20,456 Posts
    Sun, Dec 16 2018 4:32 AM

    “My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we’re having a change. We’re going to let her in.”

  • craigswan
    20,456 Posts
    Sun, Dec 16 2018 4:35 AM

    “I hate Christmas. The mall is full of nothing but women and children. All you hear is, ‘I want this,’ ‘Get me this,’ ‘I have to have this’… and then there’s the children. And they’re all by my store ’cause they stuck the mall Santa right outside ringing his stupid bell. As if you need a bell to notice a 300-pound alcoholic in a red suit. ‘Ho, ho, ho,’ all day long. So, nice as can be, I go outside, ask him to shut the hell up. He takes a swing at me. So I lay a hook into his fat belly and he goes down. Beard comes off, all the kids start crying and I’m the bad guy.”

  • craigswan
    20,456 Posts
    Sun, Dec 16 2018 4:55 AM

    2,520 is the smallest number that can be exactly divided by all the numbers 1 to 10.

  • craigswan
    20,456 Posts
    Sun, Dec 16 2018 11:37 AM

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    Mon, Dec 17 2018 2:14 AM

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    20,456 Posts
    Mon, Dec 17 2018 2:14 AM

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  • craigswan
    20,456 Posts
    Tue, Dec 18 2018 12:11 AM

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