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Fri, Oct 22 2021 7:16 AM (9,692 replies)
  • 77Rachel
    1,590 Posts
    Tue, Nov 14 2017 11:39 AM

    Autocorrect has become my worst enema.

    Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children are expecting a visit from Satan this Christmas.

    The guy that invented it passed away recently.  Restaurant in Peace.

    Rach**

  • 77Rachel
    1,590 Posts
    Tue, Nov 14 2017 11:43 AM

  • phred952
    2,711 Posts
    Tue, Nov 14 2017 1:13 PM

    77Rachel:

    Autocorrect has become my worst enema.

    Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children are expecting a visit from Satan this Christmas.

    The guy that invented it passed away recently.  Restaurant in Peace.

    Rach**

    +1 Rach.  However, if you were to research the naughty / nice list 1 in 5 might be "autocorrect".

  • craigswan
    21,710 Posts
    Thu, Nov 16 2017 2:46 AM

    So I have owned my new car for 15 month's now . Only yesterday I discovered the car had heated front seats . duh .

    And driving around a corner yesterday I crossed my arms over only for my fitbit alarm to go off and tell me I had 10,000 steps . mmmm.

  • 77Rachel
    1,590 Posts
    Fri, Nov 17 2017 8:51 AM

    A naked woman robbed a bank.

    Nobody saw her face.

  • craigswan
    21,710 Posts
    Sun, Nov 19 2017 12:28 PM

  • craigswan
    21,710 Posts
    Mon, Nov 20 2017 2:57 AM

    if only .

  • craigswan
    21,710 Posts
    Tue, Nov 21 2017 1:54 PM

    I've got a headache

  • gonfission
    1,774 Posts
    Tue, Nov 21 2017 2:37 PM

    If that cat

                  had a hat

                                  I'd throw a fiver................ at that

                  cat's hat

                                                       Sad cat............Scat

     

  • Romax
    1,876 Posts
    Tue, Nov 21 2017 3:23 PM

     

    Wife’s Diary:

    Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn’t flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn’t say much.

    I asked him what was wrong; He said, ‘Nothing..’ I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn’t upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I 
    loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior. I don’t know why he didn’t say, ‘I love you, too.’

    When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around 
    us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. He responded to my caress and we made love but I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep; I cried. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

    Husband’s Diary:

    A two-foot putt...who the hell misses a two-foot putt . but at least I got laid.

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