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Who will have the last word?

Fri, Oct 22 2021 7:16 AM (9,692 replies)
  • craigswan
    21,710 Posts
    Tue, Nov 7 2017 12:15 AM
    A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down, waiting for her flight. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune. So, she thought to herself, "I'll give it a try just to see what it tells me." She went over to the machine and put her nickel in and out came a card that said, "You're a nun. You weigh 128 lbs., and you are going to Chicago, Illinois." She sat back down and thought about it. She told herself it probably tells everyone the same thing, but decided to try it again. She put her nickel in, and out came a card that read, "You're a nun. You weigh 128 lbs. You're going to Chicago, Illinois, and you are going to play a fiddle." The nun said to herself, "I know that's wrong. I have never played a musical instrument a day in my life." She sat back down. From out of nowhere, a cowboy came over and set his fiddle case down next to her. The nun picked up the fiddle and started playing beautiful music. Startled, she look back at the machine and said, "This is incredible! I've got to try it again! Back to the machine she went, put her nickel in, and another card came out. It said, "You're a nun, you weigh 128 lbs., you're going to Chicago, Illinois, and you're going to break wind." Now, the nun knew the machine was wrong. "I've never broken wind in public in my whole life!" Just then, she tripped, fell off the scales and broke wind. Stunned, she sat back down and looked at the machine. She said to herself, "This is truly unbelievable! I've got to try it one more time." She went back to the machine, put her nickel in and collected the card. It said, "You're a nun, you weigh 128 lbs., you have fiddled and farted around and missed your flight to Chicago!!!"
  • craigswan
    21,710 Posts
    Tue, Nov 7 2017 12:17 AM
    231 posts to go till I reach 9000 . Then I'm gonna shut up .
  • craigswan
    21,710 Posts
    Tue, Nov 7 2017 12:18 AM
    230 to go .
  • craigswan
    21,710 Posts
    Tue, Nov 7 2017 12:18 AM
    229 to go .
  • craigswan
    21,710 Posts
    Tue, Nov 7 2017 12:19 AM
    I could be finished by lunch . But where's the fun in that folks .
  • craigswan
    21,710 Posts
    Wed, Nov 8 2017 12:56 PM

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  • Chris1973M
    1,685 Posts
    Wed, Nov 8 2017 1:17 PM
    Just arrived in home town... proud to say im going to see it tomorrow with my dad and uncle which both served..thanks to all the VETS!!! https
  • craigswan
    21,710 Posts
    Wed, Nov 8 2017 1:35 PM

    Just watched the latest episode of Chicago fire . At end of shift they all went for a night out at Top Golf . We are famous .

  • Chris1973M
    1,685 Posts
    Wed, Nov 8 2017 2:02 PM
    you sure do talk alot Craig..lol
  • filmslayer
    2,340 Posts
    Wed, Nov 8 2017 2:49 PM

    Chris1973M:
    you sure do talk alot Craig..lol

    lmao !

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