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Who will have the last word?

Thu, Oct 21 2021 7:20 AM (9,677 replies)
  • filmslayer
    2,340 Posts
    Wed, Nov 1 2017 11:47 AM
    yep ...
  • pdxdriver
    2,628 Posts
    Wed, Nov 1 2017 1:12 PM
    Hola...... :)
  • phred952
    2,711 Posts
    Wed, Nov 1 2017 10:12 PM
    adios amigos.
  • craigswan
    21,693 Posts
    Thu, Nov 2 2017 1:19 AM
    The wife and I are going to a Jamaican party. She told me she wants her hair braided. I'm dreading it.
  • craigswan
    21,693 Posts
    Thu, Nov 2 2017 1:30 AM
    Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract’s sick-leave provisions. One morning at the bargaining table, the company’s chief negotiator held aloft the morning edition of the newspaper, “This man,” he announced, “called in sick yesterday!” There on the sports page, was a photo of the supposedly ill employee, who had just won a local golf tournament with an excellent score. The silence in the room was broken by a union negotiator. “Wow,” he said. “Just think of what kind of score he could have had if he hadn’t been sick!”
  • craigswan
    21,693 Posts
    Thu, Nov 2 2017 1:31 AM
    A golfer hit his ball into a ravine. His buddies heard `whack, whack, whack’ on and on, until finally he got the ball out. His buddy asked, “How many strokes did it take you to get out of there?” He said, “Three”. But his buddy said, “I heard seven.” His reply was, “Four of them were echoes.”
  • nanstar
    4,914 Posts
    Thu, Nov 2 2017 4:52 AM
    Matchplay frightens me
  • 77Rachel
    1,590 Posts
    Sat, Nov 4 2017 7:07 AM
    Matchplay frightens me
    Me too.


  • Dougie4042
    4,393 Posts
    Mon, Nov 6 2017 2:32 AM
    Hola...... :)
    What up, Pdx!!
  • craigswan
    21,693 Posts
    Mon, Nov 6 2017 12:31 PM
    My co-worker was attempting a newspaper crossword this morning . Stuck at 12 across he said . Musical instrument starting with the letter A . Accordion I suggested . No. Too many letters he replied . Can't you squeeze it a little .