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Mon, Mar 8 2021 1:19 PM (10,940 replies)
  • craigswan
    19,414 Posts
    Sat, Jan 16 2021 3:22 AM

    This Claim is Disputed': Twitter's Warning on Donald Trump's Tweets is Now  a Hilarious Meme

  • craigswan
    19,414 Posts
    Sat, Jan 16 2021 2:08 PM

    In 2016 US astronaut Scott Kelly spent his birthday dressed as a gorilla chasing colleagues around the International Space Station..

    I am so jealous. Looks a lot more fun than planet Earth at the moment .

    How did a Gorilla suit get to the Space Station? Standard NASA issue .

    "hello mission control, permission to open an airlock?".

  • craigswan
    19,414 Posts
    Sat, Jan 16 2021 2:18 PM

    The Moon moves nearly 4cm further away from Earth each year, about the same speed our fingernails grow..

    Nails do not grow. The moon is simply pulling them out..

    Thanks to all those who eat their nails...

    Is that why there's a part of the fingernail called the lunula (the little moon)?!

  • craigswan
    19,414 Posts
    Sat, Jan 16 2021 2:22 PM

    The top UK Google search about deliveries in 2020 was “afternoon tea delivery”, closely followed by “wine delivery” and “compost delivery”.

    Are we distinguishing between "scones n cream n jam delivery" from "cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off delivery"?

    "Afternoon tea delivery"? You mean there might exist somewhere, a company willing to rush warm scones, cream, and tea to my door? Why did nobody tell me?

  • xxxhogheadxxx
    812 Posts
    Sat, Jan 16 2021 6:28 PM

    The world is full of intelligent people that have no clue that they are being destroyed spiritually, mentally, and physically by the governments non-elected employees working as slaves for the wealthiest  handful of families on earth.  Wake from your slumber and do something to stop the destruction.  Please.


    now for some light entertainment from Dr. Funk

  • craigswan
    19,414 Posts
    Sun, Jan 17 2021 1:51 AM

    Your inner monologue progresses at about 6,000 words per minute..

    God no wonder my brain is so tired and confused all the time..

    No wonder I’m talking to myself..

  • craigswan
    19,414 Posts
    Sun, Jan 17 2021 1:56 AM

    More than half of US grocery brands also make the supermarket own-brand version of their product..

    Same stuff different packaging .

    That doesn't necessarily mean that both products are the same quality .

    outsources through a different supply chain by reverse engineering a product .

  • craigswan
    19,414 Posts
    Sun, Jan 17 2021 1:59 AM

    7% of people that buy vinyl records don’t have turntables..

    I hang them on the wall..


  • craigswan
    19,414 Posts
    Sun, Jan 17 2021 2:03 AM

    After success growing a new human ear on an apple, scientists are now experimenting with using bread as a support structure for growing new cells - Irish soda bread is the most successful so far..

    To be sure. .

    I don't think I kneaded this .

    What is this obsession with growing ears.

    Is there a shortage .

  • craigswan
    19,414 Posts
    Sun, Jan 17 2021 2:05 AM

    statue,slap,funny pictures