opyeuclid:
Doc ,, You know that we all enjoy your Tin foil hat kind of fun Sir .
Now then ,, let me ask you this .. What came first ,, The Chicken or the egg ?
Well now, many thanks Mr. Opy for raising that time honored question that has befuddled far greater minds than mine since time immemorial. In fact, in another life , I vaguely remember philosophising over this very same thing. Please allow me a moment to induce a trance state whereby I might commune with my former self and retrieve what I believe transpired at that point in time. Ah, OK. here we go,
Little tune I used to call "In a gada da chickens"
In my garden are no flowers
they demand too many hours
work until they're ripe for pickin'
so I just grow rubber chickens
Humor them wih fertilizer
older now but none the wiser
when those little fellers sprout
off the cuff I pull one out
They may not be good for eatin'
You may think that I'm a cretin,
rubber chicken pickin' fool
but, I think them boids is cool
Curly, Moe, and Larry used 'em
Red and Milty didn't refuse 'em
Gallagher that fruit fanatic
beat 'em with a sledge-o-matic
Call me "psycho","'whacked" , or "foolish
but I have one simple rule (ish)
"Ain't no load of crap here fella,
this is grade "A" stuff I tell ya !
Yes-sir-ree-Bob, it's for real
next year pendin' how I feel
good Lord willin' here's the deal
I'll slip in bananna peels !
Doc :)