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Re: who will have the last word .

Mon, May 16 2022 1:38 AM (1,567 replies)
  • craigswan
    24,257 Posts
    Fri, Jan 21 2022 10:55 AM

    We know, we know . . . golf balls aren’t cheap.

    But what kind of price tag do you place on your self respect?

    Having a ball retriever in the bag is golf’s equivalent of the scarlet letter—there’s no escaping the fact you have one and the stigma will stick with you long after you fish that Pro V1 out of the drink.

    In other words, choose your dignity over a few  pounds or dollars .

  • craigswan
    24,257 Posts
    Sat, Jan 22 2022 3:24 AM

    The ‘Ray-Ban’ sunglasses brand derives from the green glass used to ‘ban’ (or filter) harmful ultraviolet and infrared ‘rays’.

    And I thought some guy named Raymond Ban was behind it. .

    Like looking through the bottoms of two beer bottles....


  • craigswan
    24,257 Posts
    Sat, Jan 22 2022 7:43 AM

    The Doomsday Clock has remained at the closest point to the apocalypse it has ever been..

    100 seconds to midnight .

    the world is “no safer” than it was this time last year..

    and your playing computer golf .

    In its history, the clock has been moved backwards and forwards 24 times, the farthest being 17 minutes to midnight in 1991 .

    Never in history have people and nations been so close to death and destruction on such a vast scale. Midnight is upon us..

    Increasing volatility of geopolitics, the proliferation of nuclear weapons and the increased threat of climate change .

    And your still playing golf .

  • craigswan
    24,257 Posts
    Sat, Jan 22 2022 7:52 AM

    Tonight reports that due to rampant unemployment, many individuals have taken to looting while riding on moving freight trains..

    In the past six weeks, a total of 31 TRM trains have been looted..

    The punks have stolen everything from frozen chicken fingers to iPads, and Corona Extra Beer to Joan of Arc Glow-in-the-Dark Pantiliners..

    Three of the looters were wearing red Trump MAGA caps and hillbilly denim overalls..

    Some of the criminals are going to find themselves with lead poisoning to their MAGA asses .

  • craigswan
    24,257 Posts
    Sat, Jan 22 2022 7:54 AM

    News has just reported that the English destroyer the HMS Toot Sweet fired upon and sunk an Iraqi gunboat that stupidly sailed into British waters.

    The commander of the British destroyer, Capt. Byron Brian Castleboro III, said that he issued two warnings to the foreign vessel, but after the vessel ignored both of his commands to turn around, he ordered that the vessel identified as the IS Camel Hump, be fired upon until it was completely below the surface of the water..

    Reports coming out of Iraq say that the vessel was not a warship, but instead was an Iraqi sardine fishing boat.

  • craigswan
    24,257 Posts
    Sat, Jan 22 2022 1:23 PM

    One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other..

    Half the world doesn’t know how the other three quarters live..

    Men and women .

    And long may that situation continue .

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  • craigswan
    24,257 Posts
    Sat, Jan 22 2022 1:25 PM

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  • craigswan
    24,257 Posts
    Sat, Jan 22 2022 3:05 PM

    Just watched a dolly parton story of her life .

    I love her .

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  • gonfission
    1,925 Posts
    Sat, Jan 22 2022 3:20 PM

    craigswan:
    Just watched a dolly parton story of her life .

     

    True benevolence

  • craigswan
    24,257 Posts
    Sat, Jan 22 2022 3:21 PM

    Back to florida next month .

    Got rod stewart .  key west and andrei bocelli booked .

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