The State of California is planning on banning all plastic products. Yes, soon, in California, there will be no plastic allowed: no more soda bottles, water bottles, baby bottles, shampoo bottles, pill bottles, plastic silverware, food containers, sunglasses, credit cards and children's toys, not to mention computers and cell phones.
Everything that contains plastic will be banned in California..
The No Plastic Law is the brainchild of the California Wacky Environmental Protest Agency .
Plastic is not a material found in nature. It's man-made. And everything man-made is bad - and must be banned .
The "No Plastic" Law is expected to go into effect soon. When it does it is estimated that tens of millions of sane Californians will flee the state, taking billions of dollars and millions of jobs with them. In response, the Democratically-dominated liberal progressive California legislators released the following statement: "Let 'em go, we don't care. We're gonna have a "No Plastic" California, that's the most important thing."