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Re: Favorite Light Bulb Jokes

Sat, Dec 10 2022 10:44 AM (44 replies)
  • craigswan
    30,953 Posts
    Sun, Dec 4 2022 1:03 PM

    How many jazz musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A-one, a-two, a-one two three four!

  • craigswan
    30,953 Posts
    Mon, Dec 5 2022 11:16 AM
    1. A man walks into a hardware store and speaks to the cashier. “Do you have any two-watt bulbs?”

    “For what?” “That’ll do, I’ll take two.” “Two what?” “I thought you didn’t have any.” “Any what?” “Yes, please!”

  • craigswan
    30,953 Posts
    Mon, Dec 5 2022 11:37 AM

    How many WGT members does it take to change a light bulb ?


    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
    6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
    Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
    22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.
    5 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
    49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
    19 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb group.
    11 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
    24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs
    44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.
    12 to post F.
    8 to ask what F means.
    7 to post 'Following' but there's "watch thread" at the top right that means you don't have to.
    15 to say "can't share"
    2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
    36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
    15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
    6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
    4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
    13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
    5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
    1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
    20 to give up and announce they are taking their dogs for a walk.

  • craigswan
    30,953 Posts
    Mon, Dec 5 2022 11:45 AM

    You still need one at the end to say "Let there be Light!" before you flip the switch. I'll take that one if no one's called it .

    Brandfire hand thinking idea light bulb GIF

  • HamdenPro
    2,410 Posts
    Fri, Dec 9 2022 7:19 PM

  • Zzyzx01
    1,251 Posts
    Fri, Dec 9 2022 8:06 PM

    Sorry Harry.. you've have only got a 44, but I've got a 60... watt.

                          "Go ahead, Light my Way"

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