I read the first couple of pages of this 137-page thread and just wanted to ask, are the remaining 135 pages as much drivel as the first two? You keep talking about "they", but the only 'they' that has made reference to your 'greatness' is you. No one else, just you.
You say you beat everyone in the first 5 holes; that can mean only one of 2 things - you are playing really crap players, or you are getting an eagle on every hole, maybe even an albatross if your opponent gets an eagle. Now that is the sign of greatness, and I would love to see that.
So, here is my challenge. I'm no great player, but on my day I can shoot the lights out - every dog has it's day as they say. I challenge you to a game, which by the way is called MATCHPLAY, not a match game! I am so confident that you won't beat me that I will even use one of those freebie fast-meter bricks that WGT throw out at us now and again. I will even stream the game for others to watch, which itself will make things even more difficult for me because streaming does affect the meter slightly. But that won't matter, I won't use that as an excuse if I lose - if you win you will have won fair and square.
So Henry, give me your availability. I will also let you choose the course. I do have a feeling you will either decline this challenge, which can only mean you are scared of losing, making you the biggest loser on this site (which many consider you already are, regardless of the outcome of this game), or we will arrange something and you will be a no-show. I spoke to a friend last night who said he had a game arranged with you but you didn't show... I wonder why?!?
What'll it be Henry?