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Re: WGT National Enquirer Comic Contest for August

• sixkiller 1,147 Posts

  Mon, Jul 25 2011 8:22 PM

  AvLee: Screw the dog sleds! If I can win this, I'll get a snowmobile!

  Mrenn: Nice, 3 all ins, I got the nuts!

  Jake: Whew!!, lock out is finally over, now I can get serious!

  Bollox: This guy looks familiar.

  Priestess: These outfits are lame! Look at the cool sleds!

   

• lvietri 3,326 Posts

  Tue, Jul 26 2011 9:49 AM

  MrWGT:   So what made you all start playing WGT ?

  AvLee:  I got hurt playing Hockey

  Mrenn:  A baseball injury ended my career

  Bollox:  The US put a Ban - no more on-line Poker

  Jake:    An old football injury - I fell off a bar stool watching the Super Bowl

  Tess:    I ran out of batteries

   

   

   

• TWOMINUSONE 2,580 Posts

  Tue, Jul 26 2011 1:56 PM

  Just as the Elite 5 prepare for the championship  in their own ways, Bollox plays his trick card.

  B: Hey guys, take a look at the real me. 

  J: Holy Crap Bollox, is that really you. Im shocked man.

  P: OMG!! Say it aint so.

  A: WHOAH Dude, My eyes, i cant see. Im blinded by the shine.

  M: I aint looking, i aint looking, I aint looking, put it away man. 

   

• TWOMINUSONE 2,580 Posts

  Wed, Jul 27 2011 1:45 AM

  MrWGT has his favourite player, and tries to putt the other Members off their game with his bit on the side.

  B: Man, my meter is sure going to spike during this game.

  M: I hear you man, thats 1 patch of rough i wouldnt mind landing in myself.

  J: Hey Lee, do you think she will put us off our stroke?

  A: I think so Jake, Priestess has it easy here, no distractions.

  P: I dont know Boys, i cant find her frigging Avatar anywhere on here. Im Gutted.

• TWOMINUSONE 2,580 Posts

  Wed, Jul 27 2011 4:38 AM

  After going through the T+C's, the players realise the payout is somewhat smaller than usual.

  J: Hmmmm, Jackson or Williams. I need a winner here.

  B: Bummer, cant get me a new Hat now.

  M: Fold you S-O-B, FOLD. NOOOOOOO.

  P: Pssst, Lee, can you spare a few credits until later, Im kinda short.

  L: Sorry Priestess, im broke, im looking for a way to get us all home.

• sixkiller 1,147 Posts

  Wed, Jul 27 2011 8:10 AM

  Mr WGT: See sweetie, they have no clue they are going to have to pay to play Cabo.

  Bollox: Did she just flash me?

  AvLee: NO,NO, it was me BB!

  Mrenn: Crap! Rags again!

  Tess: That Trollop!

  Jake: Where is the damn "I agree" to T&C button?

   

   

   

   

• Kurtsbuford 7,592 Posts

  Wed, Jul 27 2011 8:32 AM

  Bollie:    What's Chad doing here with Dianne81, and not me?

  Lee:        Uh Huh, tessie is giving me the eye, she likes what she sees!

  Tessie:   Nice beer belly Lee,  try molson light bud!

  Renn:     C'mon over Dianne and deal at my table

  Jake:       F... I love that blue lipstick on her, damn meter is growing fast!

• andyson 6,415 Posts

  Sun, Jul 31 2011 7:17 AM

  Reminder this ends tonight at midnight PDT.

  Last call!

• TurkishTerror 2,177 Posts

  Sun, Jul 31 2011 3:09 PM

  andyson:

  Reminder this ends tonight at midnight PDT.

  Last call!

  are u suggesting we do better?  :)

• andyson 6,415 Posts

  Mon, Aug 1 2011 11:05 AM

  Great input from everyone as always!  Thanks you!

  A special thanks to "The Elite 5" for being such good sports about this!

  Lvietri's "So what made you all start playing WGT?" entry is this month's winner!

  Thanks Lou!

  The August Enquirer will be published very soon.

  Andy