I signed up for wgt on my i-pad .
Only really play it in the toilet as i have stopped buying newspapers .
Not really knowing what i was doing i ended up with a female avator .
Cute little blonde she is .
Next time i went on i had 23 friends requests from strangers .
And every time i play i get some of the worse chat up lines ever .
1 - are you a real blonde .
2 - do you really look like that .
3 - what part of st andrews do you come from .
Maybe i should chat myself up . I could do better .