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Re: National WGT Enquirer - June Edition

Tue, Jun 7 2011 9:55 AM (20 replies)
  • Sanco
    1,345 Posts
    Fri, Jun 3 2011 11:00 PM

    andyson:

    LizzieRossetti:
    Another epic Andy, but yet again that ruffian who delivers it has torn all of the pages out, leaving me on the very verge of tantal, it's a scandal to be sure.

    Yet again?  Well, here's one item you missed. They have celebrity Tai Chi leaders as well.  Bollox was caught on camera leading the warm-ups.

    Naaah, bollox does not look like that Andyson, not at all, or he'd be sued by MGM for mis-appropriation of a blues brothers character.  

    BTW, what type of salami they're all holding?

  • PugsAce
    1,825 Posts
    Sat, Jun 4 2011 4:42 AM

    Funny stuff, Andy!  :]]

    ... and as always, the UPC "dig" speaks volumes. Ha-haaa!

  • tiffer67
    1,764 Posts
    Sat, Jun 4 2011 6:05 AM

    Top work Andyson, your talents are wasted on us here....

    ps Mr S Magic has more the looks of Robert Redford with the charm of Letterman, lol....

  • StrangeMagic
    1,304 Posts
    Sat, Jun 4 2011 8:41 AM

    tiffer67:
    ps Mr S Magic has more the looks of Robert Redford with the charm of Letterman, lol....

    Chris,

    Is this a compliment....?

    (I like Robert Redford but I think Letterman is a nerd...?)

    :^)

  • tiffer67
    1,764 Posts
    Sat, Jun 4 2011 10:31 AM

    Smooth Magic....Letterman may look like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle but he is a silver tongued devil. It was more his repartee than his car crash coupon I was referring to....

  • hpurey
    11,505 Posts
    Sun, Jun 5 2011 11:14 AM

    This sh**s just too ding funny.

     

    Just can't find any other online game with the fun in the forums that you find here.

     

    You guys truly are what makes this game so much fun,   anytime I am having a bad round, I know all it takes is a trip over to the forums to find much enjoyment to make it all betta.

  • LizzieRossetti
    1,545 Posts
    Sun, Jun 5 2011 12:25 PM

    hpurey:
    anytime I am having a bad round, I know all it takes is a trip over to the forums to find much enjoyment to make it all betta.

     

    I thoroughly concur. Its the whole bad round thing that keeps me here in the forums more or less (well,to be fair, more) permanently.

     

    Lizzie xx

  • Boomerboy44
    1,514 Posts
    Sun, Jun 5 2011 7:51 PM

    I thought it was our wit and wisdom that keep you at the forums Lizzie....  :-))

  • LizzieRossetti
    1,545 Posts
    Mon, Jun 6 2011 1:20 AM

    Oh but it is also!

    And now having read a recent post about adult chat and being married, one must wonder what there be to come next.

    Du doo doo doo, Da daa daa da, Thats all I'd have to say to him...

    Except maybe I could create a possible scenario based on the married/adult theme..

    Hi sexyyyy! you luk gr8 babe

    Ya, ty, youre staring at an avatar

    rite, sexy bum babe

    k. So tell me, you play tomb raider right?

    o man yeah, croft is ace, i luv her

    It's your shot, you have 10 seconds

    wot? o rite sry

    Nice up. just another 452yds and you would have made the green.

    yeah yeah, so wuut?

    Up to? Why, Im playing online golf. With my Avatar. And a retard.

    lol ure funny babes, bet ur sexy i like a sexy babe. I cn drink a gallon of jd an not get drunk

    I figured.

    ha ha, so wre u live hun

    Yes, yes I do, thankyou

    wht?

    It's still your shot...

    uh? o rite yeah haha

    So shoot ?

    um ok. ure rilly good at this aint ya

    I haven't teed off yet. Please take your shot.

    wanna go fr a beer sumtime?

    Oh my, you sweet talking man you. I thought you would never ask.

    lol thats me innit,ima star wiv da ladies

    I can tell.

    so wanna do it?

    If I said yes, would you learn English for me?

    yea cours i wud

    No, seriously, would you?

    babe i luv u, lets do it

    Ok, meet me on the corner while the sun is going down and I'll be there

    o thats by the church innit

    No. It's by Lindisfarne.

    wht?

    Why don't you disconnect and hurry on over ?

    rilly?awesum

    Player disconnects

    Finally. Now lets see, 452yds, 12mph wind at my back, hmm, full BS,aaaand...CLICK!

    Good drive lizzie. 124yds to pin. A 130 full BS at 92%

    CUP IN!

     

    Lizzie xx

     

     

  • Boomerboy44
    1,514 Posts
    Mon, Jun 6 2011 7:03 PM

    Don't know nor care what is coming next buy I do know you are an Absolute Marvel Lizzie..!!     In the cup for sure.....   :-)).

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