It's back!Your chance to contribute to the June WGT National EnquirerThe Enquirer has learned WGT will have an expanded presence at this year's US Open. WGT is sponsoring Tai Chi Sword stretching exercises for the players on their way to the practice range. We have an exclusive photo of a dry run held recently at Congressional with Phil, Tiger, Lee Westwood and Martin Kaymer.Fill in the bubbles with the player's thought or comment.. (Bubbles are shown as thoughts right now, but I will change if required)The best entry will be featured on the cover of the next Enquirer.The deadline for submissions is Tuesday May 31st at 11:59:59 PM Pacific Daylight Time.Entries will be judged on originality, relevancy, and humor. Multiple entries are allowed. Campaigning is allowed. The only thing not allowed really is changing the photo below.Decision of the judge, me, is final mostly. And I reserve editorial right to modify your entry to fit the bubbles, etc. Let's see 'em people!
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Example: Phil says: Parallel Westwood! Get the sword parallel to the ground! Tiger thinking: Sure glad Elin didn't have a sword... Lee thinking: Bloody loudmouth Yank Martin thinking: Hah! Those idiots are wearing street shoes.
from left to right
YMCA
-G
left to right, Wax on Wax off--focus grasshooper-Yo Adrian-I must break you!!!
Darn Hopper, not Hooper that was Bert Reynolds.
Phil --- "I wish i could stick this sword in Tiger"
Lee --- "I wish i could stick this sword in Tiger"
Martin --- "I wish i could stick this sword in Tiger"
Tiger --- "Anyone know where the closest strip club is ? "
Phil --- "Come on Bollox .. I'm ready for you"
Lee --- "AvatarLee my azz ... I'm the #1 Lee on WGT"
Martin --- "Hey Priestess --- Let's Rock"
Phil --- "I'm going to take this sword and cut down that dam tree on BP #2 !!!"
Lee --- "I'm going to take this sword and cut down the F'ing Fescue on St A 4 !!!"
Martin --- "I'm going to take this sword and cut up whoever invented this infernal meter !!!"
Anyone sense a recurring theme ???
Phil...Who ARE these guys
Lee...Count to ten,one ,two,five,six,oh,ten
Martin...Bread,milk,bacon,ketchup,umm,what else did she say,oh ya,coffee
Tiger...Oh! A butterfly!
Lizzie xx
Sorry Lou,no reccuring theme occurs
Phil - Jesus, doesn't ANYONE know how to clear their cache?
Lee - Why am I waiting for these losers? I could be shooting zombies...
Martin - Bloody hell, 12 minutes and counting...
Tiger - Wow, this is the best porn site EVER!
Tiger- AH! my knee can't hold this forever idiot!
Lee- Must find a way to fill those lakes in at Congressional before I waste too much money!
Phil- Stupid Legnds, they're making qualifying too dang hard!
Martin- This is so not worth $50 an hour...