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Thu, Aug 12 2021 10:06 AM (208 replies)

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craigswan

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Mon, Jun 14 2021 11:17 AM

Word of the day: CONJOBBLING - to get together to eat and gossip .

Thanks, but it appears I'll be jobbling alone today..

we shall conjobble profusely .

craigswan

30,950 Posts

Mon, Jun 14 2021 11:27 AM

People who grocery shop online buy fewer sweets than those who shop in person..

When they substitute for stuff they don’t have, you don’t try twice. Whoever thinks that a suitable swap for dark chocolate Magnum ice cream is (yuk) white chocolate ones .

craigswan

30,950 Posts

Mon, Jun 14 2021 2:20 PM

One Last Trump Joke .

"'You suck, Mr. President' was written in pee in the snow on the White House lawn, sir," a White House aide tells the President.
"This is an outrage! I want to know who did this! I'm being treated badly!"
"Actually, sir," says the aide, "we've already done a DNA analysis on the urine and it matches that of the Vice-President!"
"Pence wrote 'You suck, Mr. President' with his pee in the snow?! That's terrible! I'm going to fire him!"
"Actually, it's worse than that, Mr. President," the aide tells him. "Handwriting analysis matches that of the First Lady!"