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Re: Who will have the last word?

• craigswan 19,403 Posts

  Thu, Jan 21 2021 6:29 AM

  An elderly lady called 999 on her mobile phone to report that her car had been broken into.

  She was hysterical as she explained her circumstances to the operator: "They've stolen the dvd player , the steering wheel, the brake pedal, clutch and accelerator too!" she cried.

  The operator told her to stay calm and that help as on the way to her.

  A few minutes later, the officer in attendance radio's in to the operator: "Disregard" he said. "She's got in the back seat by mistake!"

• craigswan 19,403 Posts

  Thu, Jan 21 2021 6:31 AM

  A chap was driving along a narrow bendy country lane.

  As they drew level with each other, the window of a car coming in the opposite direction was wound down, and the woman driver shouted "Pig" at the man.

  The man responds shouting back out of his window: "B itch!"

  He mutters to himself as he drives round the bend - and crashed into a pig in the middle of the road!

• craigswan 19,403 Posts

  Thu, Jan 21 2021 12:58 PM

  In Gainesville, Georgia, it’s illegal to eat fried chicken with anything but your hands..

  As it should be .

  I prefer mine with mashed potatoes and gravy .

  So no using your mouth to eat it then..

  I was appalled the first time I saw someone eat fried chicken with a knife and fork. .

  Land of the Free. LOL .

• craigswan 19,403 Posts

  Thu, Jan 21 2021 1:01 PM

  Evidence suggests we’re born with a fear of spiders and snakes (or, at least, a healthy skepticism towards them)..

  I'm not convinced. I believe the only things we were scared of were falling and loud noises, other fears we learn from our parents .

  it is odd that so many people are afraid of these animals even if most of them have no reason to .

  Maybe someday in the future more people will be afraid of cars..

• craigswan 19,403 Posts

  Thu, Jan 21 2021 1:05 PM

  Living in wetlands, woodlands, and cities makes you fat..

  I've gained so much weight since moving to my local wetlands .

  Movin' to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches .

  Peaches come from a can .

  
  

• craigswan 19,403 Posts

  Thu, Jan 21 2021 1:11 PM

  

  Abandoned train .

• gonfission 1,680 Posts

  Thu, Jan 21 2021 5:18 PM

  Hooterville Express

  Wahbash Cannonball

• xxxhogheadxxx 810 Posts

  Thu, Jan 21 2021 8:02 PM

  Rare Summer snow hits New Zealand - AL !!!   This wasn't supposed to happen anymore!

  hehe      prepare for cold times folks....ain't gett'n any better in our lifetime

   

  

• xxxhogheadxxx 810 Posts

  Thu, Jan 21 2021 8:23 PM

  Ah - I need a nice vacation to beautiful Mexico or Brazil, maybe Venezuela would be nice.  Wait. What? 

  Top 50 of the world's most dangerous cities.

  1. Tijuana, Mexico - 138 
  2. Acapulco, Mexico - 110.50
  3. Caracas, Venezuela - 99.98
  4. Victoria, Mexico - 86.01
  5. Juarez, Mexico - 85.56
  6. Irapuato, Mexico - 81.44 
  7. Guayana, Venezuela - 78.30
  8. Natal, Brazil - 74.67 
  9. Fortaleza, Brazil - 69.15 
  10. Ciudad Bolivar, Venezuela - 69.09
  11. Cape Town, South Africa - 66.36
  12. Belem, Brazil - 65.31
  13. Cancun, Mexico - 64.47
  14. Feira de Santana, Brazil - 63.29
  15. St. Louis - United States - 60.59
  16. Culiacan, Mexico - 60.52
  17. Barquisimeto, Venezuela - 56.67
  18. Uruapan, Mexico - 54.52
  19. Kingston, Jamaica - 54.12
  20. Obregon, Mexico - 52.09
  21. Maceio, Brazil - 51.46
  22. Vitoria da Conquista, Brazil - 50.75
  23. Baltimore, United States - 50.52
  24. San Salvador, El Salvador - 50.32
  25. Aracaju, Brazil - 48.77
  26. Coatzacoalcos, Mexico - 48.35
  27. Palmira, Colombia - 47.97
  28. Maturin, Venezuela - 47.24
  29. Salvador, Brazil - 47.23
  30. Macapa, Brazil - 47.20
  31. Cali, Colombia - 47.03
  32. Celeva, Mexico - 46.99
  33. San Pedro Sula, Honduras - 46.67
  34. Ensenada, Mexico - 46.60
  35. Campos dos Goytacazes, Brasil - 46.28
  36. Tepic, Mexico - 44.89
  37. Manaus, Brasil - 44.00
  38. Guatemala, Guatemala - 43.73
  39. Recife, Brazil - 43.72
  40. Distrito Central - 43.30
  41. San Juan, Puerto Rico - 42.40
  42. Valencia, Venezuela - 42.36
  43. Reynosa, Mexico - 41.48
  44. Joao Pessoa, Brazil - 41.36
  45. Nelson Mandela Bay - South Africa - 39.16
  46. Detroit, United States - 38.78
  47. Durban, South Africa - 38.51
  48. Terisina, Brazil - 37.61
  49. Chihuahua, Mexico - 37.50
  50. New Orleans, United States - 36.87

• xxxhogheadxxx 810 Posts

  Thu, Jan 21 2021 8:39 PM

  If you have seen one of these, welcome to the club.  Tell us where you witnessed the sighting and the year.

  I saw this type of craft in the state of Arkansas, circa 1975.