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Re: Who will have the last word?

Sat, Jan 16 2021 2:22 PM (6,005 replies)
  • craigswan
    18,817 Posts
    Wed, Aug 5 2020 12:25 PM

    In 1977, Stephen Pile founded the Not Terribly Good Club of Great Britain for people proud of their incompetence. In 1979, he was fired as president for writing a bestseller, and the club was closed after receiving 20,000 membership applications: ‘Even as failures, we failed’.

    The book is brilliant. - highly recommend.

    I deeply regret the loss of that book..

  • SimonTheBeetle
    1,508 Posts
    Wed, Aug 5 2020 6:45 PM

    Do you believe in fate, destiny? I do.

  • craigswan
    18,817 Posts
    Thu, Aug 6 2020 12:09 AM

    geek,funny pictures,sign,teacher,pupils

  • craigswan
    18,817 Posts
    Thu, Aug 6 2020 12:15 AM

    Despite being the smallest of Canada’s provinces, Prince Edward Island produces the most potatoes..

    Are they King Edwards?

    Sounds like a good place to put down roots..

    Are its inhabitants avid YouTubers?

  • craigswan
    18,817 Posts
    Thu, Aug 6 2020 2:27 PM

    The human brain is almost 60% fat..

    Some of us it’s 98%.

    The other 1% is gristle..

    My fat isn’t the smartest..

  • craigswan
    18,817 Posts
    Thu, Aug 6 2020 2:40 PM

    Word of the Day: BOANTHROPY - a psychological disorder where the sufferer believes that they are a cow..

    And what if it's not a disorder?

    Pull the udder one!

    I have a major beef with those people.

  • craigswan
    18,817 Posts
    Thu, Aug 6 2020 2:43 PM

    Remember when we went on holiday .

  • craigswan
    18,817 Posts
    Fri, Aug 7 2020 3:09 AM


      It’s impossible to get more than five miles from a road in mainland Britain..

    False - answer is 6 miles .

  • craigswan
    18,817 Posts
    Fri, Aug 7 2020 2:23 PM

    New Zealand has the ability to block certain baby names if they’re considered offensive. Rejected names include Fat Boy and twins called Fish and Chips. Allowed names include Violence, twins called Benson and Hedges, and Number 16 Bus Shelter..

    At least Number 16 Bus Shelter is going to know where the fun happened..

    That is still pretty free compared to Denmark. They have two lists (one with boys names and one with girls names) to choose from. If the name isn’t on the list .

  • craigswan
    18,817 Posts
    Sat, Aug 8 2020 12:39 PM

    People who reflexively sneeze if a bright light is shone in their eyes experience Autosomal Dominant Compulsive Helio-ophthalmic Outbursts syndrome, or ACHOO syndrome for short.

    I seem to remember hearing that potential Air Force pilots were tested for this and rejected if they had it.

    Bless you.