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Tue, Apr 7 2020 12:56 AM by craigswan. 30 replies.
  • mkg335 United States
    5,475 Posts
    Sun, Apr 5 2020 3:51 PM

    I've half a mind to get a second lobotomy.

  • drmoose United States
    3,429 Posts
    Mon, Apr 6 2020 6:59 AM

    I'd think twice about that, but, on second thought, I'm gonna opt for the bottle in front of me.

    Doc :)

  • mkg335 United States
    5,475 Posts
    Mon, Apr 6 2020 9:33 AM

    Jackie Treehorn:  "Dude, you know the brain is the largest sex organ."

    The Dude:  "Maybe on you, man."

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,598 Posts
    Mon, Apr 6 2020 11:20 AM

    I will try poor life choices for $500 .

    2 days before my monthly spa day they shut it down .

    So there goes my haircut , mani-ped , shave and massage .

    Does anyone know about hair straighteners , box dyes , tweezers , french manicures or foot massage .

    Having to sneak around her backdoor now .

  • pmm711 United States
    4,320 Posts
    Mon, Apr 6 2020 12:37 PM

    mkg335:

    Jackie Treehorn:  "Dude, you know the brain is the largest sex organ."

    The Dude:  "Maybe on you, man."

    touché...LMFAO

    I'm going to have to watch the movie again today after that one.  Hilarious flick.

     

     

  • mkg335 United States
    5,475 Posts
    Mon, Apr 6 2020 3:13 PM

    Definitely top 10 all-time, a classic.

  • opyeuclid United States
    6,272 Posts
    Mon, Apr 6 2020 4:41 PM

    Things I should not say for 500 please .

    Answer is  " my name is kenryhawa "

    OPY 

    EDIT :  sorry my bad 

  • DonCaron United States
    4,959 Posts
    Mon, Apr 6 2020 5:30 PM

    craigswan:

    I will try poor life choices for $500 .

    2 days before my monthly spa day they shut it down .

    So there goes my haircut , mani-ped , shave and massage .

    Does anyone know about hair straighteners , box dyes , tweezers , french manicures or foot massage .

    Having to sneak around her backdoor now .

    Man I got to get out of this house all alone. 

  • RockSteady United States
    498 Posts
    Mon, Apr 6 2020 10:35 PM

    I'll take inappropriate humor for $200.

    When I was 14 I got kicked out of school for trying to have sex with my teacher.  My mom said "I'm not home schooling you any more".  "Your going to public school". 

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,598 Posts
    Tue, Apr 7 2020 12:55 AM

    RockSteady:

    I'll take inappropriate humor for $200.

    When I was 14 I got kicked out of school for trying to have sex with my teacher.  My mom said "I'm not home schooling you any more".  "Your going to public school". 

    Your in big trouble now .

    Using the S word gets you moderated .

    Didn't Billy Bunter go to public school  and that Kardashian woman .

     

     

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