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• mkg335 5,491 Posts

  Sun, Apr 5 2020 3:51 PM

  I've half a mind to get a second lobotomy.

• drmoose 3,532 Posts

  Mon, Apr 6 2020 6:59 AM

  I'd think twice about that, but, on second thought, I'm gonna opt for the bottle in front of me.

  Doc :)

• mkg335 5,491 Posts

  Mon, Apr 6 2020 9:33 AM

  Jackie Treehorn:  "Dude, you know the brain is the largest sex organ."

  The Dude:  "Maybe on you, man."

• craigswan 30,979 Posts

  Mon, Apr 6 2020 11:20 AM

  I will try poor life choices for $500 .

  2 days before my monthly spa day they shut it down .

  So there goes my haircut , mani-ped , shave and massage .

  Does anyone know about hair straighteners , box dyes , tweezers , french manicures or foot massage .

  Having to sneak around her backdoor now .

• pmm711 5,515 Posts

  Mon, Apr 6 2020 12:37 PM

  mkg335:

  Jackie Treehorn:  "Dude, you know the brain is the largest sex organ."

  The Dude:  "Maybe on you, man."

  touché...LMFAO

  I'm going to have to watch the movie again today after that one.  Hilarious flick.

   

   

• mkg335 5,491 Posts

  Mon, Apr 6 2020 3:13 PM

  Definitely top 10 all-time, a classic.

• opyeuclid 6,706 Posts

  Mon, Apr 6 2020 4:41 PM

  Things I should not say for 500 please .

  Answer is  " my name is kenryhawa "

  OPY 

  EDIT :  sorry my bad 

• DonCaron 5,502 Posts

  Mon, Apr 6 2020 5:30 PM

  craigswan:

  I will try poor life choices for $500 .

  2 days before my monthly spa day they shut it down .

  So there goes my haircut , mani-ped , shave and massage .

  Does anyone know about hair straighteners , box dyes , tweezers , french manicures or foot massage .

  Having to sneak around her backdoor now .

  Man I got to get out of this house all alone. 

• RockSteady 498 Posts

  Mon, Apr 6 2020 10:35 PM

  I'll take inappropriate humor for $200.

  When I was 14 I got kicked out of school for trying to have sex with my teacher.  My mom said "I'm not home schooling you any more".  "Your going to public school". 

• craigswan 30,979 Posts

  Tue, Apr 7 2020 12:55 AM

  RockSteady:

  I'll take inappropriate humor for $200.

  When I was 14 I got kicked out of school for trying to have sex with my teacher.  My mom said "I'm not home schooling you any more".  "Your going to public school". 

  Your in big trouble now .

  Using the S word gets you moderated .

  Didn't Billy Bunter go to public school  and that Kardashian woman .