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Mr. Peanut is dead at 104

Fri, Jan 24 2020 8:43 PM by DoctorLarry. 4 replies.
  • TyMacni United States
    1,498 Posts
    Wed, Jan 22 2020 6:59 PM

    It's a sad day for anyone who has ever truly loved a legume

     Mr. Peanut's untimely demise occurred following a horrible car accident with his friends, actors Wesley Snipes and Matt Walsh. The three men (or two men and a monocle-wearing legume) were taking a road trip through winding, desert canyon roads when an armadillo caused the NUTmobile to swerve off a cliff. The three travelers ended up hanging from a small branch high above a canyon.

     

    As a final act of heroism, Mr. Peanut purposely fell to his death in order to save Snipes and Walsh. He died respectably still wearing his top hat.

     

    He was only 104.

  • MarchieB Canada
    313 Posts
    Thu, Jan 23 2020 6:53 AM

    His funeral will be held in a commercial during the third quarter of Super Bowl ... I’m NOT joking!! 🤣

  • Bluto346 United States
    20 Posts
    Thu, Jan 23 2020 7:17 AM

    In the end though, he was only a shell of his former self.

  • SamSpayed United States
    1,617 Posts
    Thu, Jan 23 2020 11:35 AM

    He's always bean one of my favorites.  Rest In Peas.

  • DoctorLarry United States
    3,119 Posts
    Fri, Jan 24 2020 8:43 PM

    Nuts!

    I always liked them roasted.

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