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Host & Santas needed for 2019 12-D.O.C.

Fri, Dec 13 2019 10:05 AM by opyeuclid. 104 replies.
  • Leggoman13 Canada
    6,039 Posts
    Wed, Dec 11 2019 11:10 PM

    Twas almost the Night before the 12 days of Christmas Giveaway .

    All the Country Clubs were ready, The gifts from the Pro shop were all under the tree And almost all the days were full .  MrCaddie was burned out from all the silly PM,s and working so hard  . He sat down in his chair and drifted off to sleep .

    That's when all hell broke loose ,

    The Santa's little helpers jimmied the lock on the bar and started to drink all the good stuff ,They then hooked up the TV to the computer and started to download Elf porn .

    A few of the Santas helpers drank too much then Tossed up Christmas cookies on the floor And one passed out with his head in the toilet  .

    Santa's little helpers then found MrCaddies car key,s and went out on the town in a rampage ,They took turns driving to see who could run down the most mail boxes and do the best yard turfing .

    After a bit of that they set his car on fire and pushed it into the lake at the Kiawah island course on hole # 17 .

    As the Santas little helpers were stumbling back to MrCaddies house they saw that the WGT Police were knocking on his door and they all ran to the bushes to hide .

    The WGT police Icon & Shoe could see all the empty bottles on the porch and in the yard and more in the house on the floor through the window .

    MrCaddie woke from his sleep and said to himself ,  Self just who the .... is at my door at this time of night ,

    He got up from the chair but did not see that the helpers had taken his pants , He opened the door yelling  " Just who the .... do you think you are .

    The WGT police Icon & Shoe saw this man at the door with nothing on but his Tee shirt and could see that there was Elf porn on the TV . The Police did not ask but just clocked MrCaddie with a nightstick and put him back to sleep .

    MrCaddie woke up in a WGT jail cell with a very large man, That man then told him, Son your name is now Betty and you are now my Btch .

    A few days latter Santa's little helpers all got together and took some of the gifts to the pawn shop and used that money to pay MrCaddies bail .

    When MrCaddie got out he went home in his orange jumpsuit  to find the place trashed and his car was gone , He then said to himself  ,, Self you know who did this , them little Bstards , I will get each and every one of you even if it takes me till Christmas in July .

    The End 

  • birchi Germany
    1,418 Posts
    Thu, Dec 12 2019 2:37 AM

    We have some 10.000 credits available for Christmas presents in our WGT Ryder Cup thread. I hope this is the correct link redirecting you to the relevant post.

  • borntobesting United States
    8,653 Posts
    Thu, Dec 12 2019 4:06 AM

    I will be sending my gifts out on Sunday morning around 3 A.M. so anyone making a request make it around that time, I will create a thread day 3 and you can make your request there or if you prefer you can make it on my wall, 

    As I am doing day 3 I will be sending 3 gifts. 

  • Leggoman13 Canada
    6,039 Posts
    Thu, Dec 12 2019 9:33 AM

    Opy will start a new Thread for each day

    Here is the link to go to Days and to start posting your wishes.


    Day 1


    Day 2


    Day 3


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    Day 5


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    Day 10


    Day 11


    Day 12



    Best of luck all and have fun throughout the 12 days of Christmas 2019

    cheers :o)

  • opyeuclid United States
    6,278 Posts
    Fri, Dec 13 2019 10:05 AM

    LOOK HERE   , each day will run for 24 hours then be locked , A new day for each will start about noon EST ,  Please watch your day even after it was locked as players who are on Mod post might not show up at first