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Will there be WGT in Heaven?

Wed, Jul 31 2019 4:28 PM (14 replies)
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  • pmm711
    5,509 Posts
    Sat, Jul 27 2019 1:32 AM

    I didn't read anything about it in this book...hmmmmmm? 

  • ScottHope
    10,015 Posts
    Sat, Jul 27 2019 10:37 AM

    I hope not, I'm looking forward to some peace and quiet.  : )

  • drmoose
    3,531 Posts
    Sat, Jul 27 2019 11:17 AM

    Yup, an' I hear the meter's as smooth as a babys' butt, an' nobody whines about nuthin', & they even done fixed the end of game chat !

    Doc ;)

  • DoctorLarry
    4,275 Posts
    Sat, Jul 27 2019 1:03 PM

    I suspect it will be in that other place - with updates every 5 minutes - for eternity.

  • drmoose
    3,531 Posts
    Sat, Jul 27 2019 1:15 PM

    ^^^ Lol, I thought we was already there.

    Doc :)

  • DoctorLarry
    4,275 Posts
    Sun, Jul 28 2019 12:58 PM

    drmoose:

    ^^^ Lol, I thought we was already there.

    Doc :)

    We are getting closer......

    Doc to Doc, over.

  • drmoose
    3,531 Posts
    Sun, Jul 28 2019 1:37 PM

     Wellser, I guess the current state of affairs here in WGTland is actually closer to " Purgatory" than either the above or below. But, on a side note,I did buy me some shiny new toys to help pass the time ( 97 rogues ) an' I must say that after I get used to the slower meter, I'm gonna be kickin' the bejesus out of my DTP ( I hope, lol).That is , of course, unless WGT has other ideas.

    Doc :)

  • craigswan
    30,837 Posts
    Mon, Jul 29 2019 6:28 AM
      Bill, an avid golfer, contacts a "Medium" and asks if there is a Golf Course in Heaven. The Medium says that his request is a big order, but he will try and find out and get back to Bill in a few days.

      After several days go by, Bill finally gets a call from the Medium. "Well," said Bill, "what did ya find out?"

      "I've got good news and bad news for you," said the Medium.

      "OK," "what's the good news" Bill exclaimed.

      "Well," there is a beautiful 36 hole golf course in Heaven, and you'll have 24 hour access with your own personal caddy," blurted out the Medium.

      "And the bad news?" asked Bill.

      "You're due to tee-off this Sunday at around 10:30 in the morning."

  • craigswan
    30,837 Posts
    Mon, Jul 29 2019 6:31 AM

    Three golfing buddies died in a car accident and went to heaven. Upon arrival, they noticed the most beautiful golf course they had ever seen. St.Peter told them they were welcome to play the course, but he cautioned them with one rule: "Don`t step on the ducks."

    The men had blank expressions on their faces, and finally one of them said, "The ducks?" "Yes," St. peter said. "There are millions of ducks walking around the golf course, and when one of them is stepped on, he squawks, and then the one next to him squawks, and soon they`re all raising hell and it really breaks the tranquility. If you step on the ducks you`ll be punished."

    the men start playing the course, and within 15 minutes, one of the guys stepped on a duck. The duck squawked, and soon there was a deafening roar of ducks quacking. St peter appeared with an extremely ugly woman and asked, "Who stepped on a duck?" "I did," admitted one of the men. "I told you not to step on the ducks," he said. "Now you`ll be handcuffed together for eternity."

    The two other men were very cautious not to step on any ducks, but a couple of weeks later, one of them accidentally did. the quacks were deafening as before, and within minutes, St.peter walked up with a woman who was even uglier than the other one. He determined who stepped on the duck by seeing the fear in the man's face, and cuffed him to the woman. "I told you not to step on the ducks," St.peter said. "Now you will be handcuffed together for eternity."

    The third man was extremely careful, Some days he wouldn`t even move for fear of nudging a duck. After three months of this, he still hadn`t stepped on a duck. St.peter walked up to the man and had a with him the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. St. peter smiled and without a word, handcuffed him to the beautiful woman and walked off.

    The man, knowing he would be handcuffed to this woman for eternity, Let out a sigh and said, "What have i done to deserve this?" The woman replied: "I don`t know about you, but i stepped on a duck."

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