You're doing well so you think "I'll get me a ball with a little more distance" or "I'll get me a better putter." So you purchase the ball. This activates the "kick me" flag in the wgt office. It pops up in the lobby and is immediately hand-carried by security to the first office with a green light over the door and slipped into the pneumatic cylinder and tube. Then it pops up into the air and onto the desk of the office occupant and into the hole-in-one cup with a yeehaw! recording. The "kick-me" flag is placed into the auto scanner and when the purchased ball is teed up, a red alert is sounded throughout the building so everyone will be prepared to watch the putting on the first green.
The suspecting but unsure golfer prepares to swing the tee shot, delivers the usual swing, all's well. Arrival on the green. All status quo thus far. By now everyone in the building is at a big-screen tv where they can watch the putting. Ok, putt time. Five feet, a shoe-in, no problem. Misses left by a foot.Normally would've been middle-of-cup. The grins in the building spread like a wave on the ocean. All high-five and go back to work.
The golfer thinks "WGT'd again," ends the round, and re-equips the old ball.