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Sun, Jun 2 2019 3:24 AM (28 replies)
  • BogeyOne
    1,961 Posts
    Wed, May 1 2019 9:33 AM

    BogeyOne:

    santa084:

    So let's not forget (there is no stupid questions).

    Gimme time.

     

    Got one:

    Why are there no Interstate Highways in Hawaii?

     

  • DoctorLarry
    4,275 Posts
    Wed, May 1 2019 10:16 AM

    BogeyOne:

    Got one:

    Why are there no Interstate Highways in Hawaii?

     

    au contraire, mon frere!

  • DodgyPutter
    4,690 Posts
    Wed, May 1 2019 11:19 AM

    craigswan:

    Customer: “Excuse me. Do you have any left-handed golf balls?”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Customer: “I’m left-handed, and I need a left-handed ball. I don’t want my balls curving to the right all the time.”

    Me: “All the balls are the same. They’re round, and they don’t have a hand preference.”

    Customer: “Don’t f*** with me. I already had to search through all your clubs for a left-handed one, so where’s your left-handed balls?”

    Me: “…the dark green and the orange balls are left-handed.”

    Customer: “See? Was that so hard?”

    Me: *facepalm*

    Nobody would be that daft...................... dark green golf balls!  ;-)

  • DoctorLarry
    4,275 Posts
    Wed, May 1 2019 12:17 PM

    DodgyPutter:
    Nobody would be that daft...................... dark green golf balls!  ;-)

    Those are the ones you hit into the bunkers.

  • BogeyOne
    1,961 Posts
    Wed, May 1 2019 1:48 PM

    DoctorLarry:

    BogeyOne:

    Got one:

    Why are there no Interstate Highways in Hawaii?

     

    au contraire, mon frere!

    Damn it !       I am dumb again.

     

  • DodgyPutter
    4,690 Posts
    Wed, May 1 2019 3:54 PM

    DoctorLarry:

    DodgyPutter:
    Nobody would be that daft...................... dark green golf balls!  ;-)

    Those are the ones you hit into the bunkers.

    Thought that was what the orange ones were for.

  • DoctorLarry
    4,275 Posts
    Wed, May 1 2019 6:18 PM

    DodgyPutter:

    DoctorLarry:

    DodgyPutter:
    Nobody would be that daft...................... dark green golf balls!  ;-)

    Those are the ones you hit into the bunkers.

    Thought that was what the orange ones were for.

    I guess that would work.  I recommend taking a marker and drawing little pumpkin faces on them so no one else takes them by accident.

  • opyeuclid
    6,704 Posts
    Wed, May 1 2019 6:18 PM

    Here is my " Stupis ? ?  Why does the green crayon taste better ?

    OPY 

  • DodgyPutter
    4,690 Posts
    Thu, May 2 2019 4:06 AM

    opyeuclid:

    Here is my " Stupis ? ?  Why does the green crayon taste better ?

    OPY 

    Because it used to be the white one ;-)

  • craigswan
    30,837 Posts
    Thu, May 2 2019 4:24 AM

    Why does Yoghurt taste sweeter when eaten with a white spoon.

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