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Fri, May 31 2019 12:39 AM (132 replies)
  • santa084
    114 Posts
    Tue, Mar 5 2019 3:31 AM

    When asked Greg Norman, you are so good. How do you know your way around the golf course? "I just follow the numbers on the flag"

  • middbrew
    318 Posts
    Tue, Mar 5 2019 6:59 AM

    If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with BS. 

    W.C. Fields

  • Nicole161106
    281 Posts
    Tue, Mar 5 2019 7:02 AM

    gonfission:

    "Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once"

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    -Jimmy Durante

    A snake?

  • gonfission
    2,230 Posts
    Tue, Mar 5 2019 9:32 AM

    A snake SHEDS it's own skin, however when skinning a rattler for dinner, It's highly unlikely it will shed the effects of that. Nice try though :-)

     

    “All I know is that I do not know anything”


    Socrates  

    That's ^^^ the fact, Jack

    -Me


  • Nicole161106
    281 Posts
    Tue, Mar 5 2019 1:13 PM
    • "Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course."
    • Lee Trevino
  • craigswan
    30,973 Posts
    Tue, Mar 5 2019 2:41 PM

    If you ever want to see thee people again bring me a 5 pound rib roast in a plain brown bag .

  • DoctorLarry
    4,276 Posts
    Tue, Mar 5 2019 5:08 PM

    BogeyOne:

    DoctorLarry:

    "All your base are belong to us"!

    What old fart can tell me where this one came from - hint, it is not a person.

     

    Unfortunately the internet has it wrong.  It always refers to two games that came out 1989-1992 but they were not the first.  I had a japanese-developed game with this in it in the early-mid 90s on my Apple][+ before Sega or anyone else had it.  Oh well - it was funny!

  • BogeyOne
    1,965 Posts
    Tue, Mar 5 2019 5:38 PM

    refers to two games that came out 1989-1992 but they were not the first.  I had a japanese-developed game with this in it in the early-mid 90s on my Apple][+ before Sega or anyone else had it.  Oh well - it was funny!

     

     

    We aren't getting any younger. haha

    I was already pushing 40 years old in 1989. whew. Where does time go. Anywho, thanks for the correction/clarification Larry.

    Anybody up for a round of Pong?

     

     

  • CEverett12
    14,177 Posts
    Tue, Mar 5 2019 6:09 PM

  • akk447
    377 Posts
    Tue, Mar 5 2019 6:47 PM

    Making mistakes

    is better than 

    faking perfection.

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