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Addicted to WGT? Top 10 reasons you are:

Sun, Dec 20 2009 11:53 AM (48 replies)
  • BOFFMEN
    337 Posts
    Wed, Oct 21 2009 11:10 AM

    “You know you’re addicted to the World Golf Tour when…”

     

    #10.  You’ve read every single forum post and responded.

     

    #9.    Your first wife divorced you and so did the second.

     

    #8.    You named your new kitten…“Tibbets”.          *

     

    #7.   (For women)… You’ve taken down McSteamy’s poster

            and replaced it with Faterson’s.          **

     

    #6.   You've screamed words at the computer that

             would make Serena Williams blush.

     

    #5.   You actually want the Swine Flu so

             you have more time to play.

     

    #4.   You only play in Tournaments

             where the winner gets a Pony.          ***

     

    #3.   You purchased the Collector’s Edition of

             “Mr. Avatar has a Bad Day”.           ****

     

    #2.   While walking with someone you tend to lag behind.

     

                      And the Number One reason:

     

    “You know you’re addicted to the World Golf Tour when…”

     

    During 9 hole Match Play:

    You never concede to top level players

    because…… you like to play all five holes.           *****

     

     

     

    Notes:

    *       Tibbets

    **     Faterson

    ***   Taken from a Thunderbird post

    **** Taken from a Sabbath270 post  

    *****Taken from a TarheelsRule post

  • FreddieLove
    58 Posts
    Wed, Oct 21 2009 1:37 PM

    Very funny Boffmen!

    You forgot:  

    "You place bets with your friends from WGT each morning to see how many people are going to post in the forums about quiters / disconnectors, and if so which thread."

    "You tell the salesman in your local pro shop.....I know a place I can buy an R9 for $9.00"

    "You wear the same clothes golfing everytime, because...... it just feels right"

    "You ask your club pro.."What can I expect in your next update?"

    Freddie

  • gaoerfuqiu
    443 Posts
    Wed, Oct 21 2009 1:47 PM

    #11: You've officially changed your political party to "Snaike-ican", "Faterson-cratic", or "Quitter-ist".

    #12: You mow your lawn every four hours and check for any stray golf balls.

  • nivlac
    2,188 Posts
    Wed, Oct 21 2009 1:58 PM

    You know you’re addicted to the World Golf Tour when…

    ... on a real course you refer to your slices & hooks as "deviations".

    ... you purchase a pre-paid credit card just so your spouse won't know you're buying virtual golf balls.

    ... you schedule "family time" around your ladder matches.

    ... the only "turn" you make all day is the one from the 9th green to the 10th tee.

    ... you participate in "You know you're addicted when..." threads.

     

    Erm, well, maybe scratch that last one. :P

  • SweetiePie
    4,925 Posts
    Wed, Oct 21 2009 4:16 PM

    You are addicted when a game invite comes along that you accept just to discover you will be joining; nivlac, AvatarLee and Tibbets, and decide to play after you throw-up.

  • TarheelsRule
    5,462 Posts
    Wed, Oct 21 2009 4:17 PM

    Your dream of a threesome with Tibbets and Faterson instead of you and the two current SI swimsuit models. 

  • Fuzzygazz
    1,469 Posts
    Wed, Oct 21 2009 11:42 PM

    Good thread...

    You know you addicted when you book off work because of a new release for clubs and courses..

     

  • danohi50
    1,020 Posts
    Wed, Oct 21 2009 11:59 PM

    You know your addicted when some gal joins your matchplay  and you  do more than play golf..

    When you become visable upset  that after lowering your scoreing avg  to 65.33 and you turned in all your scores..finally make Master and after 2 months,,your honest scoring avg  goes up  two 73.50 and you havent broke par for 2 days..

    When you check back  just to see if someone actually responded to your post  every 5 minits for like 3 days..

    You have to get up at 6 in the morning  to go to work so you can afford to bye the tour SD balls cause you hit an entire sleeve in the pond at 17 on kiawaa at 4 in the morning..

  • Joeyola
    1,210 Posts
    Thu, Oct 22 2009 1:16 PM

    You implement the secret office WARNING SYSTEM so everyone participating in matches knows exactly when the boss is close by.   

    Joey

    You didn't here this from me.   

     

     

  • sabbath270
    231 Posts
    Thu, Oct 22 2009 2:33 PM

    Collectors edition eh? Hmm... maybe I can make some money off of that! Any publishers? ;)

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