I was a cop for 37 years - how bad can I be?
If you were a cop post a pic of your badge. There were lots of cops in my family and they were given their badge upon retirement.
And as for your above comment "How bad can I be?"...so many cops are such huge knobs...including some in my family. Based on the way you act in here I think we all have a vision of how you were on the beat. But then again, "on the beat" is something highly in doubt when it comes to you.
And as to your professed "Pink Panther skills"...
what a knob...
what a knob.