Visiting a friend .
I've just had a poo and now it won't flush. How can I get rid of it? It's not floating but doesn't seem to want to shift,
When my poop wouldn't flush—a clear-eyed horror that all of us, if we're being honest with ourselves, know well—i threw it out of his bathroom window, where it became trapped between an internal and external layer of glass like a flower pressed between the pages of book..
It was a panic response and within seconds I knew I'd made a terrible mistake .
Shakespeare wrote, "cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once," but I say: Shakespeare lacked imagination. Only the truly valiant would admit to trapping a sh it in a window .
Death seems easier, if we're being honest.