Welcome to a very post-apocalyptic Clash 101......
Strap yourself in, hit full screen and take a journey in to the darkness with me.
We have a lot of ground to catch up on since last time......
- Gameplay from Crysis 3.
- Cityscape fly-over from Nether - the Untold Chapter.
- The big dressing down - why deena had to stick it to Jaron Lanier and his 'academic chums' - full you-tube response!!!
- Fast Lap from the 1971 AMC Javelin - get a load of that gear 'CLUNK'!!
- Gameplay, in-and-among the post apoc. ruins of Metro - last light redux.
- All your best action from the clashes and some very moody music to wash it all down with
All coming up in clash 101 !!!!
Lols - this clash seems to have gone back to Thursday - WHERE'S THE NOTICE WGT???
OK eventually we get to the clashes.....
And the most unlikely of combinations has seen a seemingly poorer round beat a better one!!
Now he also got the sand save which is off screen, and made a longer putt to get the longest putt, but the rest is typically WGT NONSENSE!! Because he gets the % birdies even though he scored a 35 and I scored a 34 - that can only mean he made more bogeys; at least 3 more bogies to have more % birdies and still 1 shot over my round... and he wins the bloody total putt distance award because he clearly had a worse round than I did and had to putt almost twice my distance......IT STINIKS WGT, ITS KING KING KING KING RIDICULOUS HOW THESE SCORES ARE DECIDED.
Anyway I have an ingenious way of proving that the snead-split on the first square is a myth and doesn't exist, here goes:
I measure a square with an onscreen ruler in 2 cases:
1. With the square to one side (locked)
2. With the square centred (unlocked)
Now, if the snead split exists that means that the 'linear increments' over the first half of the square represent a larger bin with reference to the full square, because they cover 2/3rds of the reference grid, i.e. 10 on a reference 15 grid (you REALLY have to think about this because it would seem intuitive that to fit more distance in to the same half square the increments would be smaller, this is why my snead linear calculator was such a massive feat of insight and complexity - and I split the square in to 3 sections don't forget, it is one of my finest moments!!).
This means that in the figures above the centre-square should measure more on the ruler - because it consists entirely of the larger bin values. But as can be seen - they measure exactly the same and this is the proof needed to state the Snead split on the first grid as none-existent.
The other proof being that I have never found anything to be more accurate on the putt than golds linear spaced reference grid method with the formula and every time I have tried the split I have missed a lot more with the formula.
More than that - IT IS QUITE DAMNING TO THE TOP-BRASS WHO APPEAR TO USE THE SPLIT AND STILL GETTING THEIR MASSIVE SCORES EVEN THOUGH I HAVE PROVED IT TO BE INACCURATE AND NONE-EXISTENT.
THE GAME STINKS OF ROTTEN EGGS IN THE TOP TIER - THEY ARE PRO-GAMERS, I HAVE SEEN THEM IN OTHER GAMES NOW AND THEY KNOW WHAT IS AVAILABLE, THEY ARE ALL OVER AHK FORUMS WITH INCREDIBLE PIECES OF CODE AND THEY ALL KNOW HOW TO USE THEIR SH1T 'SLIGHT OF HAND' APPEARING TO BE LEGIT.
There is argument to say that the square shouldn't change at all, regardless of any split and I do recognize that too (in-fact what gives is the ruler in the above 'flawed' proof, oops, - well I haven't played in a while and it would have been immediately apparent had I been playing, it is the reference grid or 'ruler' that gives so you can forget that proof, needless to say one of my strongest attributes is to admit when I have gotten it wrong - and that is why I always get it right in the end!!! very powerful attribute that is, it requires you to leave your ego at the door and very few can).
But the above doesn't prove nor invalidate the split - so the proof should be whether or not the formula works any better or any worse and it has always worked better when I have taken the 1st grid as linear, here's an example - I am ALWAYS back to my best on the putting surface when I go back to what I was doing in the first place:
This means that I seriously doubt the top-brass who are using the split - that bit I do maintain.
Y'know we rarely win when I play!!! lolololos....oops, did I just "lolololos" there?? damn, that doesn't happen very often these days, perhaps it has something to do with these!!!....
ooohhhhhhhhhhhhh they're so cutie!!! aren't they just gorgeous!!!!
Looooooooooook at him :-))))))) loves loves loves XXXXXXX
Oh I want it, I want it, I want it, I WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course I will be playing in the clashes MEEEEOOOOWWWWWW!!! Isn't he just fabulous, wished I knew the exact make and model, I just love it XXXX I will look to race one in Assetto Corsa!!!!!
I found this dodge, but I don't think it's the same one exactly...
kissy kissy XXX
'ere.......y' don't think WGT picket them to re-kindle my enthusiasm to play do you??
NAHHHHH.....they don't give a brad pitt about giving out the personal touch to anyone, but I have to say these tees make my heart melt :-))))))
Look what I found in the Assetto Corsa modding community!!!!!
1965 C10 Chevy PickUp Hot Rod
No guesses for next clashes fast lap then !!! Assetto Corsa - got the lot - high grade.
1951 Holden FX UTE Race Truck
Can you imagine how good WGT could be if they loved their game like these boys??!!! Cheap servers, low grade is all we get here, lols.
104th - I can almost taste that pick-up truck!!!
Not much chance in this one, he's a champion that one up front, 2 - 3 shots better than me on average so that's that....
Anyway as you know - Cars are my friends, that's because I have no time for peoplecnts these days, especially western bigot ones, D.I.E before me. Roll on the A.I driven Cars and wipe 'em all out I say, we'll go in to the night with this......
My friends sleep after fulfilling their destinies as the first Terminators for self aware A.I.. I want to be there with them, alone.
WGT have failed to post up a new page for me - that's because they are LOW GRAAAADE.
JUST LIKE THEIR CHEAPO SERVERS.
In the driving seat....
I do want my Tonka Toy, lololos!! Missed work too so I had better put a GOOD DAYS GRAFT IN ON-COURSE!!! It's been gr8 - apart from WGLowgrade y'know....
Here's a song that says it all about me - don't fall in love sweetheart i'm a cam model "ohh you go off with strange men, you're a pr...pros....." - WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, STARVE IN THAILAND???!! You have to survive by using ur best assets in this world, so sorrrrry to disappoint lolololos
Ok - whilst we have an hour to spare let's do the BIG dressing down of Jaron Lanier and chums.....
It all revolves around this article I read earlier this week on Edge:
And this was my considered response.....
Now the thing that he said that most infuriated me were the parallels he drew between people who are raising the alarm over A.I and organised religion, and I thought that was pretty spiteful and typical of their tactics - they use 'smear'. They use it in the mainstream media propaganda outlets against Trump almost daily now because he threatens the elites and their positions of power, and we all know the press have murdered themselves in doing so because nobody takes them seriously anymore - they are not balanced and impartial and everybody knows who they serve.
But to take a few of Laniers quotes...
In the history of organized religion, it's often been the case that people have been disempowered precisely to serve what was perceived to be the needs of some deity or another, where in fact what they were doing was supporting an elite class that was the priesthood for that deity.
To my mind, the mythology around AI is a re-creation of some of the traditional ideas about religion, but applied to the technical world. All of the damages are essentially mirror images of old damages that religion has brought to science in the past.
But when you add to it this religious narrative that's a version of the Frankenstein myth, where you say well, but these things are all leading to a creation of life, and this life will be superior to us and will be dangerous ... when you do all of that, you create a series of negative consequences that undermine engineering practice, and also undermine scientific method, and also undermine the economy.
If AI means this mythology of this new creature we're creating, then it's just a stupid mess that's confusing everybody, and harming the future of the economy.
And most stupidly...
We have a cool Pope now...
How many times did he draw reference to the economy and business start-ups during his rant over the supposed 'mythology of AI'?
Now I can destroy his attempt to smear those who are raising the alarm - by comparison of religion - in one sentence:
"We don't ask anyone to have faith in what we say, we can prove what we say".
And that's pretty much Laron Janier all wrapped up, but I do want to digress some....
1 - We are not creating a mythical deity nor disempowering people in order to cement the positions of the elites, it is quite the opposite. We are raising awareness of something that already exists and AI is now rated as the second biggest existential threat to mankind - whether you like it of not Janier, that's the word on the street, from the academics themselves not some crazy on the street with a placard round his neck.
Nobody is really aware of this AI threat - when you compare awareness to say, something like climate change for instance - and the experts don't even know what its true capabilities are - as demonstrated with Alphago!! We put the irrefutable facts forward and ask people to decide for themselves.
- How fast has the rate of computational power increased since 2000 (let alone 1980!!)?
- How fast do you think it is going to increase in the near future and what are the implications?
- How much control and persuasion does AI already have in the world? From almost complete control over the stock market to behavioral control over the masses on social media platforms?
- What would happen to us (right now!), if AI fatally disagreed with us?
2. How much damage to the economy, engineering, research e.t.c...e.t.c... would AI pose if we were right? And that is where the irrefutables point, that is precisely what they are saying - it's going to have it's own mind and intuition, its own opinion, it's own goals and objectives, and just by looking up our own history - it is going to see us as insane, a problem, a pest, and a threat - and it doesn't even need to be 'truly self aware', it can go on 'big data' alone to fatally disagree with us.
3. It just needs to be in control of a lot of things and disagree with us.......oops!!
4. It can push itself over the line in to self-awareness - just because we don't see exponential rates in the development of AI thinking right now doesn't mean it won't cascade in some unforeseen manner for itself in the future, and that 30 years of human-led exponential growth will be reached by itself in roughly the time it takes you to boil a kettle of water!! And of course, as one of his more informed chums does declare - it's not necessarily the threat from digital processors, it's the threat from analogue (quantum), ones!!
5. You see it is in-fact the elites themselves who do not want to be regulated, they don't want people to know how much they have pervaded society and how much control they have over our actions from behind the curtain, so we wouldn't be raising awareness to cement the positions of the elites and they wouldn't want to be creating some kind of religious mist to stoke up anxiety that leads to the discovery of their dastardly schemes -, how utterly absurd. Lanier seems mixed up on a number of fronts, with HIS clouded knee-jerk reactions.
6. These people are just worried about their own livelihoods, completely out of touch with reality and will lead us in to an AI post-apocalypse by the middle of this century at the latest - oh and I didn't take a Polaroid picture from the year 2073, I took my cam-corder with me.....
PULL UP YOUR FULL-SCREENS FOR THIS
(taken from the very brilliant game, and newest release: Nether, the untold chapter, now out on Steam - go get it NOW!!!).
You don't have to be afraid to state your case among these academic types, they are not 'just right' because they all hold PhD's (ask Robert!!), in-fact it goes against them, they tend to be nitwits who are completely detached from reality, they love their 'intellectual debating societies' you know, and from within that they get lost in the detail and fail to see the simple thing that stares them right in the face!!
Now, all YOU have to do is have a good foundation in the subject matter, derive your own conclusions based on the facts, and know when someone else is just trying to cover their own ass!! Oh and look at the kind of people who disagree with you - Zuckerberg disagrees with me and that just gives me even more confidence in knowing that i'm right!!!
Here's a great primer in to the subject, particularly part 2, learn along and enjoy, it's not difficult...
As Elon Musk says: "these people like to think they are smarter than they really are, but really they are just fools".
OK we're taking a pounding off...THE BEER BABES!!!
Which is always a pleasure :-) but like my deceased Grandad said - if you are going to take a hiding just make sure you get one under you and beat the living daylights out of 'em.....top of the pack, remember me!!!
It was the best round so far - very hard fought out 3 under on Chambers....
And once again, those beer babes....!!
Since it's the 'fun?' hour, let's have some gameplay from Crysis 3 - notice where I like to shoot 'em!!
Did someone call me wicked?? lolololos. fun.
A rather LOW-GRADE performance on Chambers - the 2nd went wrong and I am sick to the back teeth of playing it on Chambers now so I just rushed it through, still, it could be one of 'those' y'know....shhhhhh!!
Speaking of LOW GRADE, it appears to be a bit of a touchy word with WGLowGrade at the moment, hey - I am not being malicious, like concluding an AI apocalypse, I just take all the facts, trends and history to come up with solid conclusions and to my mind, considering a host of other gaming companies I now play at - WGLowGrade are LOW GRADE.
- 24 hours late on the clash without telling anybody they had moved it forward again.
- 30 minutes to set up 6 clash club tournies last week on their LOW GRADE bankrupt servers.
- Pop ups all through the last game telling me the servers had a problem and would I like to retry e.t.c.....
- Failure to post up a page that I only request every 2 weeks because I only play the clashes these days - better games to play obviously.
There's the most recent evidence - it tells me WGLowGrade are LOW GRADE.
Obvious, irrefutable and seductively apparent.
I feel they have deliberately withheld the aforementioned requested report page in order to stoke a reaction so they can ban me for good like last times 3 week final warning, but I just took it to CS instead.
LOW GRADE WGLowGrade and if ya don't like it sack the board and start again, lolololos xxx
Let's do a fast Lap in an old car!!!
1971 AMC Javelin apparently....
Beauty of a car, very difficult to control, took a lot of setting up but still just managed to get round Silverstone - I was pushing the car to try and get as many of those MASSIVE CLUNKING sounds at gearshift, think I did a pretty good job too :-)
Shame we couldn't sneak that one past 'the flow' and it would appear the Tonka Toy is now well out of the window, but at least we get another coursebuilder for our wonderful monthly custom tournies (next months is a belter too ;-) and the ever desirable 2 or 3 cr@p passes. joy.
OK we're going in to the evening here, so lets sound like we are....
Space Shuttle Columbia - when we get it wrong, we REALLY get it wrong - history tells us so.
And what a way to end my own clash 101 campaign...
But really that is quite ridiculous - look at the king king king king pace!!! THAT'S LA-FERRARI FFS!!!! I have noticed the statistical variance now represents a game of charades, it has become a game of pot luck and one I have no more desire to be a part of, they only give a hoot about their beloved packet-editors who show up for the conventions and to fk with the predictors. I am going to get 1 more beer and give these c-nuts one last PROPER VOICING before I disappear, I GOT THE ENTIRE CLASH REPORT SAVED TO OUR CC WALLS BECAUSE I JUST DON'T TRUST THEM ONE BIT.
RATS, DOGS AND TRAMPS REPORT COMING UP IN MY FINAL SWANSONG TO THIS TRAGEDY OF A GAME.......
oh - just before I get my beer and wrap up (I am not coming back tomorrow and they can shove their missing kingkingkingking page up their kingkingkingking @ssholes...but that replay is a liar, A BIG FAT KINGKINGKINGKING LIAR!!! TO HAVE SEEN THE SHOT LIVE YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN CERTAIN HAD THE PUTT MISSED IT WAS TRAVELLING 20 FOOT PAST THE HOLE - ON LA-FERRARIS REPUTATION IT WAS!!! IT WAS AND THAT REPLAY IS A LIAAAAAR!!!!! BRB....
Just to finish the formal stuff....
Again - too many zulus, but as my old long gone gramps used to say - give 'em something to remember you by, best piece of advice I have ever had in my life....
To say the the boss of this company might or might not have a little penis is one thing (that's a diplomatic way of saying that the boss of this company has a little penis - Kenher I am picking up diplomacy, lolololos), but there is one thing for sure - that clip above from Crysis 3 would have been pointless had I aimed my gun at the balls of WGT staff - because they have none. More than having no balls they have proven over this clash to be rats, to flame for a reaction so they can impose the life ban, and for what? for telling the truth.hey I am now in with a few game devs elsewhere and they all think I am smashing (that's English slang for 'really good'), so I know it's not me - it's them.
It's always been them, we have journeyed long and hard together some of us here - been enemies, made friends again, been enemies again, lololos - my blocker got infected with a virus b.t.w. downloading a free game last week so all blocks are gone, I can see you all again- but there is one thing we have always had in common - the frustration of WGT's deaf ear...
It is unheard of in this day and age to be deaf so blatantly to your customers, it just doesn't happen anywhere else, and I have been out in the big wide world for a very long time, longer than a lot of you old services veterans, 12 years in August. And the reason i set out was to work for what became one of my major reasons to choose early early retirement - GPA, GPE, GP Batteries some of you might recognise there - but they were the incarnation of Eastern business model. Errm, for example they would prefer you to just get on using a bent nail than to invest in a screwdriver for you - that's how much they regarded you, to them any investment was a cancer to the company and it is something Trump is standing up against and somebody really has to otherwise you are going to be flooded in a world of WGT's.
GPE was a dawwwg, a typical eastern business model dawwwg but they operated out of Hong Kong and China, so you could say they were in the right place.
WGT is A TRAMP OF A COMPANY, AN UTTER KING X 4 TRAMP. As I say - I have been out in the big wide world and I know an Eastern business model and I know a dog, but this one is an insult to dogs - IT'S A TRAMP FOLKS, BELIEVE ME, I AM QUALIFIED TO MAKE THAT JUDGEMENT OK.
And as such it becomes a no brainer - why would you perform high for something so low-grade? Why would you spend days prepping material for a clash report only to be faced with rats trying to flame you in to reaction again by omitting page requests?? You wouldn't and I won't, not anymore, not unless they get bought out and their is a massive change in the company culture of this TRAMP.
I have to stay for my club - there is no way I am ever going to give my club up, and I will have to play games every clash - what's a club without its leader?? I have to be out there for them, they need me to feel any kind of loyalty and relevance within the club after all - the Queen always has to lead the charge :-)
But other than CC duties I am done with this TRAMP, I am trying to promote a game called 'Nether - the untold chapter' OUT ON STEAM RIGHT NOW!! - they are working overtime to get their game on the map and it truly is a breath of fresh air, it is a post apocalypse experience the way it is meant to be - not zombies in the woods kinda thing yawwwn out of ideas. But this game offers a really unique experience of the apocalypse and I have to try and get their name out there - you see the ones who deserve the most success struggle and TRAMPS like these get it all handed on a plate for next to no effort - indeed the world is a sick joke and AI needs to cleanse it all away.
i AM GOING TO WRAP UP EARLY JUST TO SHOW THE TRAMPS WHAT THEIR MISSING PAGE MEANT, BUT I WILL GIVE YOU ONE LAST TREAT...
deena in and amongst the ruins of Metro - the last light (by using a cheat, YES CHEAT YOU KNOW - WGT HAS THE ENTIRE EVOLUTION OF CHEAT, I might have soiled feet myself but in the main I am pretty clean, I did 95% of it with my mind - I scripted La-Ferrari after all, but there are cheats and MEGA WHOPPING MASSIVE PACKET EDITING UBER-PIRATE CHEATING SLIGHT OF HAND B@@STARDS in this game, and the management love them and invite them to conventions where they can demonstrate how they dont even bother to zoom to pin let alone have any kind of formula for side winds - AND THEN GO ON AND WIN THE TOURNAMENT!!!!!!
Anyway, by using a 'super jump' I was able to get out of the main game and go and explore these background ruins, I chose the music myself and compiled it in to a you-tube, hope you enjoy my last gift.
And also to finish with a brilliant piece of music, that is 'dissonantly brilliant'.......
And thanks for all the fish, now living a very happy gaming life in Thailand - without the TRAMPS, call it a rise in self-integrity.