Great ... Just Great ,,
went to the club house to get some much needed supplies . the place is dark and locked , forgot to set my watch back , found a open window at one of the bathrooms but could not kwite climb in , moved a large rock under the said window . slide the window up only to have it slam back down on my fingers ,, $%^**($#$%^ . find a stick in the bushes or was it a broken shaft from a 3 wood to prop the window open and climb in only to lose one of my shoes as I fell in and banged my head on a queens throne . witch made me think TP is one of needed supplies grab a roll or two. ((( ? to self , why is the TP in the ladies room so much softer than the sand papper in the mens room )))off to the pro shop next fore boost drinks to help me keep it up all night stay awake and some slim jim,s not that other stuff i took / got last time and Squatch trashed my camp. .on the way out I stub my toe on my shoeless foot on a the stall divider , Note to self , pick up the shoe next to the rock , Toss my supplys out and stand on the throne to shimmy out the window . forgot to put the lid down so now my foot is wet and once more I slip and fall out the window , My other shoe cathces the stick proping the window open and falls off inside and the stick falls and lets the window slam shut and locks . as I land head fist on the rock I think I hear a bang and see some bright lights , Dazed I find a Skunk was eating the slim jims and I must have freaked it out as I was spraid and smelling funky . I put the one shoe on the wrong foot and head back to camp as it starts to rain only to find what is left of my Hello Kitty tent burnt and melted .
Great ,, just great .
OPY