Versions of this game we'd like to see:
1. The 'A-hole Special'
During this round, you can tap the ball and an audible cough comes out during your opponent's backswing. Hit the button again and loud raucous laughter and taunts are heard as you watch your opponent top the ball or hit a worm burner 25 yards. When you drive and hit the meter square, middle fingers fly out of the ball as a special effect. Your timer is set for 2 minutes while your opponent's is set for 15 seconds and you can tap the button so 'Jeez, hurry up!' is heard. After you putt, you can walk through the opponent's line leaving spike marks in the green. And instead of comments like 'That's a huge drive!' you'd hear, 'I've seen better golf in a tampon commercial!'
2. The Realistic Open
In this version, the beer cart follows you around the course. After three holes of Tallboy Coors, and a few Jack N Cokes, the screen starts to get fuzzy and the meter wobbles. You begin to regularly drive into the trees or tall fescue. On hole 6, you're glad to be in the trees so you can take a leak. On the 9th hole, all of your coins and credits are gone due to poor betting, your three wood has been snapped in half and there's puke stains on your shirt. Your wife calls and you lie about coming home soon because you're in the clubhouse smoking a big fat stogie and playing poker with naked lady cards.
3. The Schmales Invitational
In this version, you always slice and you wait for you opponent to look the other way so you can improve your lie. Big putts are made with the 'Old Billy Barue,' a putter that costs 300,000 credits. After the round is completed, you get a free bowl of soup because of your hat.
4. The Bishop-Spackler Scramble
You play this round in a downpour. The rain and wind get heavier the more you play. If you complete the round without getting hit by lightning, you win a million coins.
5. The Tin Cup Challenge
Grab that 7 iron and leave the bag in the clubhouse. You have to drive, approach, chip and putt with the 7 and only the 7. Special XP points are awarded if you shoot a 65 or better.