I heard a nice one in German media:
They said, a famous Holliwood actor is surprisingly broke. He and his newly-wed wife never stop to argue and shout about their misery, short of bankruptcy.
He, who was once awarded an Oscar, would have to accept any B movie contract, and she'd go housekeeping, two jobs per day. She was even seen with rubber gloves.
Reason for this: He spent 150 Million $ in his very private wedding which was supposed to appear as public. On his Californian private ground, palaces, a 7 star hotel and mediterranian canals would be built as coulisses, even spectators, reporters and paparazzi were invited to appear when they passed them by boat - and bribed with million $$ hush-money. Now, it's all over, poverty knocks on their doors because La Serenissima turned out too big for him.
Poor Georgey!