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5 sleeves to the best answers ..imo

Mon, May 20 2019 7:58 AM by Berryblue. 294 replies.
  • alcaucin Spain
    9,041 Posts
    Thu, Jul 10 2014 2:32 PM

    You know you are getting old when...........

    Starter for 10..

    .......After 400 yards jogging your knees start to complain !! 

    ( 1st time for me..I'll be making noises when I get off the couch next :))  )

  • BubbaCrusher007 United States
    1,567 Posts
    Thu, Jul 10 2014 2:41 PM

    You know you are getting old when...........

    Your farts smell like mothballs.

    Your having chest pain and your pacemaker has stopped, then you remember 'you don't have a pacemaker'

  • opyeuclid United States
    6,272 Posts
    Thu, Jul 10 2014 2:45 PM

    You know your getting old when ...

    The wife has your life Insurance Co on Speed dial # 1 

  • hamner1961 United States
    5 Posts
    Thu, Jul 10 2014 2:47 PM

    You are out of town and start chatting up a young girl in a bar.  After a few minutes you find out she is from your hometown.  Further discussion reveals you know her parents and brought flowers to the hospital when she was born.  You had also held her on the day she was born.   At that moment, you realize you are old.

     

  • rollone United States
    765 Posts
    Thu, Jul 10 2014 2:48 PM

    you know yer gettng old when......

    getting "lucky" means finding yer car in the parking lot

     

  • hpurey United States
    10,786 Posts
    Thu, Jul 10 2014 2:50 PM

    I have the perfect one,  

    you know yer getting old when, when.....uhm....shoot forgot.

     

  • hpurey United States
    10,786 Posts
    Thu, Jul 10 2014 2:52 PM

    hpurey:

    I have the perfect one,  

    you know yer getting old when, when.....uhm....shoot forgot.

     

    Oh yea,  now I remember,  dammit, forgot again. 

  • DaveStrock United States
    919 Posts
    Thu, Jul 10 2014 2:55 PM

    An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!...........

  • MBaggese United States
    15,332 Posts
    Thu, Jul 10 2014 2:55 PM

    hpurey:

    hpurey:

    I have the perfect one,  

    you know yer getting old when, when.....uhm....shoot forgot.

     

    Oh yea,  now I remember,  dammit, forgot again. 

    What's the question?

  • WGTdbloshoe United States
    2,840 Posts
    Thu, Jul 10 2014 2:56 PM

    You know your old when you stand up and you say wooooorg....

    Your just as old if you know what tv show that is from!

     

    - WGTdbloshoe

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