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5 sleeves to the best answers ..imo

Mon, May 20 2019 7:58 AM by Berryblue. 294 replies.
  • royphillips1 United Kingdom
    1,278 Posts
    Tue, Dec 30 2014 2:25 PM

    you know your getting old when the clock is Right only 2 times a day cause you forget to wind the damn thing

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  • fairground11 United Kingdom
    1,204 Posts
    Tue, Dec 30 2014 2:29 PM

    you know you are getting old when you are getting a haircut and you check for any dark hairs on the floor rather than any grey hairs

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  • NBown1 United Kingdom
    313 Posts
    Tue, Dec 30 2014 3:03 PM

    you know your getting old  wen some one asks a simple queiestion and when you start to answer   you  forget what the .................  what was the question ?

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  • ALDOSCOTLAND United Kingdom
    731 Posts
    Thu, Jan 1 2015 2:28 PM

    i thought i was young looking till i opened a xmass prezy from the wife and it was anti rinkle cream lol

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  • scruffy30 United States
    231 Posts
    Thu, Jan 1 2015 2:47 PM

    You know you are getting old when.......

    "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take a laxative

    You don't remember being absentminded.

    Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

    Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.

    Your ears are hairier than your head.

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  • mantis0014 Australia
    8,537 Posts
    Thu, Jan 1 2015 10:10 PM

    fairground11:

    you know you are getting old when you are getting a haircut and you check for any dark hairs on the floor rather than any grey hairs

    Ahhhh, yep. The person who cuts my hair, cuts all the black hairs and leaves all the grey hairs.....lol

    -Roger

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  • bubbsboy United Kingdom
    6,822 Posts
    Fri, Jan 2 2015 2:53 AM

    You know ya getting old when, when if you, and then when you, yes its a lovely day, whens the bus coming.

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  • lonnieskinner United States
    1,670 Posts
    Fri, Jan 2 2015 4:11 AM

    You know your getting old when you were one of the first to post in this forum and now its 20 something pages later. Geez, come on.

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  • alcaucin Spain
    9,041 Posts
    Fri, Jan 2 2015 4:26 AM

    YKYGO when..... ^^^^

    You get as cranky as Lonnie  ;-)

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  • DAputts United States
    1,231 Posts
    Fri, Jan 2 2015 4:57 AM

    you know you are getting old because you remember when Moby Dick was a minnow.

    you know you are getting old when your finger is as jerky as the meter and you think it was a smooth  round...

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