jayw4862, you are hereby charged with violating code V413-07, disseminating proprietary information. Please be advised your personal VEM level has been adjusted accordingly.
You mean I wasn't already maxed out on the VEM meter? You mean it can actually get worse? Can I have just one more chance, please. I was only trying to help the bad putters out a little. I promise not to divulge any more WGT secrets. Please don't make me use my VEM ticket I got for Xmas. I was saving it for Pinehurst.
Your truly, sincerely , and forever friend,
PS...I'll even fly to 'Frisco and sweep and mop the office floors for a week!!!