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Help Wanted.....Santas Needed

Sat, Dec 12 2015 5:05 AM by renniw52. 316 replies.
  • mrcaddie United States
    2,419 Posts
    Sun, Dec 15 2013 5:55 AM

    I'll take it.

    All yours. Thanks Adeypa. Welcome to the club! I'll send you a friend invite shortly.


  • mrcaddie United States
    2,419 Posts
    Sun, Dec 15 2013 6:00 AM

    That's it folks, Day 11 is filled.

    Thanks for joining us folks. I'll contact you all later in the week.


  • renniw52 United States
    5,385 Posts
    Sun, Dec 15 2013 6:23 AM

    Wonderful story KAT. Like I have mentioned in other threads, I too have helped several unfortunate folks during the holidays, usually bringing a homeless person to my house for a good hot shower, nice holiday meal and a new change of clothes. To give these people some dignity back and to show them that not all who see them judge them as a waste to society. The whole point here is as you mentioned, it can really change you and not just the ones you helped. Well done to you girl, hats off to your boss and all who pitched in. I just pray that some day this humanity will carry on all year long and not just during the Holidays. As a kid growing up in NW Pennsylvania, I saw neighbors taking in anyone that needed help, very small town full of very big Hearts. It formed the path I have traveled for over 61 years. So happy you found a path too.


  • ZioMio Canada
    4,680 Posts
    Sun, Dec 15 2013 11:35 AM


    That's it folks, Day 11 is filled.

    Well done Wayne.

  • colinpop Australia
    1,201 Posts
    Tue, Dec 24 2013 11:34 PM

    Hi Mr Caddie,

    Just to confirm that Santa has delivered a dozen Callaway Hex Chrome balls to Mike Grimsley, on behalf of the Aussie, Aussie, Aussie Country Club with the promise of a practise game if ever we can get on air" at the same time.

    I'm off back to the north pole to have a well deserved cold one!

    Have a great Christmas.




    Hi Yea Colin. Your a head of me aways on time. It's 12 noon here and your about 12 or 13 hours ahead of me. SO Merry Christmas. If we can't get together for a game because of that it's understandable,I use Callaway 33 level. I got use to them because of the price (I'm cheap) and spin more than distance. Again I do appreciate the gift. I will pass it forward when I can. So if thats all good with you Merry Christmas again and have a Blessed holiday  God Bless Mike

  • opyeuclid United States
    6,254 Posts
    Fri, Dec 11 2015 2:58 PM


    Twas almost the Night before the 12 days of Christmas Giveaway .

    All the Country Clubs were ready, The gifts from the Pro shop were all under the tree And almost all the days were full .  MrCaddie was burned out from all the silly PM,s and working so hard  . He sat down in his chair and drifted off to sleep .

    Thats when all hell broke loose ,

    The Santas little helpers jimmyed the lock on the bar and started to drink all the good stuff ,They then hooked up the TV to the computer and started to download Elf porn .

    A few of the Santas helpers drank too much then Tossed up Christmas cookies on the floor And one passed out with his head in the toilet  .

    Santas little helpers then found MrCaddies car key,s and went out on the town in a rampage ,They took turns driving to see who could run down the most mail boxes and do the best yard turfing .

    After a bit of that they set his car on fire and pushed it into the lake at the Kiawah island course on hole # 17 .

    As the Santas little helpers were stumbling back to MrCaddies house they saw that the WGT Police were knocking on his door and they all ran to the bushes to hide .

    The WGT police Icon & Shoe could see all the empty bottles on the porch and in the yard and more in the house on the floor throu the window .

    MrCaddie woke from his sleep and said to him self ,  Self just who the .... is at my door at this time of night ,

    He got up from the chair but did not see that the helpers had taken his pants , He opened the door yelling  " Just who the .... do you think you are .

    The WGT police Icon & Shoe saw this man at the door with nothing on but his Tee shirt and could see that there was Elf porn on the TV . The Police did not ask but just clocked MrCaddie with a night stick and put him back to sleep .

    MrCaddie woke up in a WGT jail cell with a very large man , That man then told him , Son your name is now Betty and you are now my Btch .

    A few days latter Santas little helpers all got together and took some of the gifts to the pawn shop and used that money to pay MrCaddies bail .

    When MrCaddie got out he went home in his orange jump suit  to find the place trashed and his car was gone , He then said to him self  ,, Self you know who did this , them little Bstards , I will get each and every one of you even if it takes me till Christmas in July .

    The End 



  • renniw52 United States
    5,385 Posts
    Sat, Dec 12 2015 5:05 AM

    Our reformed troll is still a sick little Puppy. We all love him regardless.