Thanks for the comments - if it got a chuckle somewhere that is my only intention.
Mara - now I know what cache is I'll be clearing it when I take the missus out tomorrow - thanks for the edification
Dazza - thanks but I think Andyson is the benchmark
Dr Moose - my wedges often play like lemons, funny that.......
Dandy - thanks and appreciate the spirit of the gifting - but I just want to be clear - almost everything I posted was and will be fabrication - i.e. I love the game (just lampooning the negative threads lately), I like playing the trugolf stuff as a change, I actually hate MacDonalds (so your fries are safe YJ) and I am not poor - I am happy to spend money on this game - at a rough estimate costs me 25 cents an hour since I started playing - I'm good with that. So no gifting needed people - BUT thanks anyway Dandy will stick them in the weeds at Merion quickly enough.
Will post sporadically and with the focus on the lighthearted.
CIB - I agree - each to their own. I just figure if 100 people read it and 2 get a laugh and it doesn't harm anyone then the we are a small smile up for 2 people. If the other 98 don't then no worries (and in my defence I did issue a warning in brackets at the beginning). Great score in the US qualifier btw and good luck for the tourney proper.