St. Peter and Jesus are playing the Sawgrass TPC Stadium Course.
On the island Par 3 17th tee St. Peter has the honor and hits a 7 iron onto the green.
Jesus pulls a 9 iron from his bag and tees up his ball.
St. Peter pipes up and says, "Jesus. You can't hit a 9 iron far enough to make it to the green."
Jesus says, "If Jack Nicklaus can hit a 9 iron from here, so can I."
Sure enough, Jesus' shot comes up short and splashes into the water in front of the green, and Jesus starts walking across the water towards the green.
Just then the following foursome walks up to the 17th tee and sees Jesus walking on the water. One of the guys in the group points at Jesus and says, "Who the hell does that guy think he is? Jesus Christ?
St Peter shakes his head and answers back, "Nah!. The guy thinks he's Jack Nicklaus,"