Someone who uses both an Android and an iPhone is a ‘bitechsual’.
Someone who owns two rucksacks is bi-satchel?
The longer you stay in formal education longer, the longer you’re likely to live.
The more birthdays you have, the longer you live. So birthday cake must be a health food.
Word of the day: AGREXOPHRENIA – the inability to perform sexually due to the fear of being overheard..
our neighbours in the hotel didn't suffer from this .
To speed things up at the tills in Britain’s branches of Aldi , cashiers memorise the price of all 6000 items for sale.
Staff at poundland still struggling.
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
except sleeping, breathing and pooping.
Positioned at 45°, witch windows are almost exclusively found in the US state of Vermont. The term witch window comes from the belief that witches cannot fly their broomsticks through tilted windows..
Dogs tend to align themselves with the Earth’s magnetic field when they poo.
I do the same, the house is a mess.