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Fri, May 24 2019 12:09 AM by craigswan. 7,426 replies.
  • craigswan United Kingdom
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    Wed, Mar 13 2019 12:51 AM

    Four cups of decaffeinated coffee can contain as much caffeine as one regular coffee.

    Drinking twenty pints of Guinness cures insomnia..

    So - How many mugs of hot Ribena equate to one blackcurrant?

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  • craigswan United Kingdom
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    Thu, Mar 14 2019 3:46 AM

    People with cold water being poured into their left ear tend to be less optimistic about their health.

    Scientists:

    "Day 278 : for today's experiment, we will pour cold water into volunteers left ears."

    Volunteer : "I wish I was dead."

    Scientists : publish

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  • craigswan United Kingdom
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    Thu, Mar 14 2019 3:48 AM

    Scrooge McDuck is from Glasgow.

    Or maybe st andrews .

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    Thu, Mar 14 2019 3:49 AM

    The wonderful thing about writing is that there is always a blank page waiting.

    The terrifying thing about writing is that there is always a blank page waiting.

    The trouble with reading is that too many writers have filled up too many blank pages.

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  • craigswan United Kingdom
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    Thu, Mar 14 2019 3:51 AM

    As part of its 'Toilet Revolution', a campaign to improve sanitary conditions across the country, China has been installing dispensers with facial recognition technology in order to fight the stealing and overuse of toilet paper.

    How much toilet paper has to be stolen in order to justify the cost of facial recognition devices? If your guess was "many shitloads" your mind is in the right place.

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  • craigswan United Kingdom
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    Thu, Mar 14 2019 3:53 AM

    Word of the day: HELLABYTE — a proposed term for 10 to the power of 27 bytes (1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000]


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  • craigswan United Kingdom
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    Thu, Mar 14 2019 3:54 AM

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    Thu, Mar 14 2019 3:56 AM

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  • craigswan United Kingdom
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    Fri, Mar 15 2019 1:35 AM

    The Milky Way weighs about 3,000 trillion trillion trillion tonnes.

    It's catching up to your mom.


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  • craigswan United Kingdom
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    Mon, Mar 18 2019 7:24 AM

    Fishing gone wrong  funny pics, funny gifs, funny videos, funny memes, funny jokes. LOL Pics app is for iOS, Android, iPhone, iPod, iPad, Tablet

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