Four cups of decaffeinated coffee can contain as much caffeine as one regular coffee.
Drinking twenty pints of Guinness cures insomnia..
So - How many mugs of hot Ribena equate to one blackcurrant?
People with cold water being poured into their left ear tend to be less optimistic about their health.
"Day 278 : for today's experiment, we will pour cold water into volunteers left ears."
Volunteer : "I wish I was dead."
Scientists : publish
Scrooge McDuck is from Glasgow.
Or maybe st andrews .
The wonderful thing about writing is that there is always a blank page waiting.
The terrifying thing about writing is that there is always a blank page waiting.
The trouble with reading is that too many writers have filled up too many blank pages.
As part of its 'Toilet Revolution', a campaign to improve sanitary conditions across the country, China has been installing dispensers with facial recognition technology in order to fight the stealing and overuse of toilet paper.
How much toilet paper has to be stolen in order to justify the cost of facial recognition devices? If your guess was "many shitloads" your mind is in the right place.
Word of the day: HELLABYTE — a proposed term for 10 to the power of 27 bytes (1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000]
The Milky Way weighs about 3,000 trillion trillion trillion tonnes.
It's catching up to your mom.