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Who will have the last word?

Thu, Nov 21 2019 1:16 PM by craigswan. 7,994 replies.
  • mathia14 United States
    1,271 Posts
    Fri, Sep 4 2015 3:17 PM

    PaulTon:

    pdxdriver:
    page 513 is mine,ttfn.

    Nope, this is the last word thread, so 512 was yours.

    I'd have to say the last word belongs to WGT when this place closes down since they can't fix the bugs.  Just bring on new one's & the people leave.

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    15,410 Posts
    Sat, Sep 5 2015 12:18 PM

    A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company..

    Boy: "Dark in here."
    Man: "Yes it is."
    Boy: "I have a baseball."
    Man: "That's nice."
    Boy: "Want to buy it?"
    Man: "No, thanks."
    Boy: "That's my dad outside."
    Man: "How much did you say the baseball was again?"
    Boy: "$250."

    In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

    Boy: "Dark in here."
    Man: "Yes, it is."
    Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
    Man: "That's nice."
    Boy: "Want to buy it?"
    Man: "No, thanks."
    Boy: "I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad."
    Man: "How much did you say the glove was again?"
    Boy: "$750."
    Man: "Fine."

    A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!"
    The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
    The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
    The son says, "$1,000."
    The father says, "It's terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

    They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

    The boy says, "Dark in here."
    The priest says, "Don't start that SH IT again."

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    15,410 Posts
    Mon, Sep 14 2015 4:35 AM

    and for my next trick .

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    15,410 Posts
    Mon, Sep 14 2015 4:37 AM

    run it;s the cops .

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    15,410 Posts
    Mon, Sep 14 2015 4:48 AM

    What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

    One's big and heavy, the other's a little lighter..

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    15,410 Posts
    Mon, Sep 14 2015 11:56 PM

    update .

    Computer tech tells me the usb port blew up because when I let the computer upgrade as requested it could not cope because I had not accepted the invitation to download the free windows 10 . I now have to cancel MacAfee protection and accept windows Microsoft defender . Whatever .

    Getting computer back tomorrow and for £40 my mouse better be working . Just scored a four over par for 9 holes at st Andrews using that awful pad thing .

    Thanks for your help guys and girls . Tomorrow is the big day . I have wgt withdrawal symptons.

  • PaulTon United Kingdom
    10,725 Posts
    Tue, Sep 15 2015 10:18 AM

             

  • ct690911 Canada
    6,131 Posts
    Tue, Sep 15 2015 11:23 AM

    .....A special Birthday Cake was recently presented to someone in the UAE.  It weighs 1000 lbs and took more than 1,100 hours to make, since all of the tiny edible figurines were hand-sculpted with Wingham's couture clothing and accessories, including sunglasses and handbags.

    But much of the value comes from the bling. The cake has 4,000 diamonds, including a 5.2-carat pink diamond, a 6.4-carat yellow diamond and 15 five-carat white diamonds. Those 17 stones alone are worth more than $45 million US.

    Total Price : $75 million US.  

    I'm thinking he don't have to watch surveys to upgrade wgt equipment.....lol

  • Dougie4042 United States
    4,362 Posts
    Tue, Sep 15 2015 10:53 PM

    ct690911:
    A special Birthday Cake was recently presented to someone in the UAE

    Oh, you know those guys!  Real ballers, fo' sho'!!  Lmao!!

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    15,410 Posts
    Thu, Sep 17 2015 2:19 AM

    is there a hand up that stuffed cat .

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