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Who will have the last word?

Mon, Aug 3 2020 1:48 AM by DonCaron. 9,058 replies.
  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,983 Posts
    Fri, Jul 3 2020 7:29 AM

    The all-day breakfast sandwich found in most supermarkets has as big a carbon footprint as driving a car 12 miles..

    I tried one once and it took my 5 minutes tops to finish. All day sandwich my eye..

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  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,983 Posts
    Sat, Jul 4 2020 3:21 AM

    Around two thirds of all music sold, downloaded, and streamed worldwide is owned by three corporations: Universal, Sony and Warner..

    and the artists get pennies.

    or

    Isn’t 100% of the music sold owned by the people who bought it?

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,983 Posts
    Sat, Jul 4 2020 3:25 AM

    In order to capture the “Street View” of the Arabian desert, Google used cameras mounted on camels..

    This gave the camera operators the hump..

    In Alaska they were mounted on Moose..

    Accuracy was just a mirage...

    Had its ups and downs.

    black and white animation GIF by weinventyou

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,983 Posts
    Sat, Jul 4 2020 3:28 AM

    ‘Strengths’ is the longest word in English with only one vowel..

    Bananaman is just as long and it only has one vowel..

    tack on an S, even longer!.

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,983 Posts
    Sun, Jul 5 2020 3:21 AM

    55% of Americans report that they are more stressed now than they were in January..

    What are the others on?

    The other 45% didn't understand the question..

    FAKE NEWS!.

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,983 Posts
    Sun, Jul 5 2020 3:25 AM

    New research suggests that having more money DOES make you happier.

    Of course it does. Lack of money causes so much stress.

    "Money can't buy you happiness but at least you can be miserable in comfort."

    I have a 5 litre vodka bottle which i fill with loose change . 75% full .

    Lst time i got £150 out of it .

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,983 Posts
    Sun, Jul 5 2020 3:28 AM

    Word of the Day: CACOETHES–an urge to do something inadvisable.

    tequila".

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,983 Posts
    Mon, Jul 6 2020 1:19 AM

    American tree populations are steadily moving west and no one knows why..

    They're in search of their roots..

    Run, forest, run.


  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,983 Posts
    Mon, Jul 6 2020 1:22 AM

    The city motto of Weed, California is "Weed like to welcome you".

    The slogan of Gas, Kansas is "Don't Pass Gas, Stop and Enjoy It".

    Biggar, Saskatchewan: "New York is big, but this is Biggar!".

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,983 Posts
    Tue, Jul 7 2020 1:41 AM

    A 'butt' is a unit of liquid equivalent to the volume of two hogs' heads..

    A buttload of wine is around 490 litres..

    So 40 feral hogs is just shy of 10,000 litres?

     The cooperage machinery to make whisky casks. The most commonly used casks are ASB (American standard barrel), hogsheads, butts and puncheons..

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