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Who will have the last word?

Sat, Jul 11 2020 2:58 PM by callaghan159. 8,906 replies.
  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,779 Posts
    Sun, Apr 5 2020 6:14 AM

    The average American spends $447.57 per year drunk shopping. Gin drinkers spend the most - $82.40 per incident - and whiskey drinkers spend the least ($38.84 per incident).

    Drunk purchased a Dyson vacuum on Amazon once. No regrets..

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,779 Posts
    Sun, Apr 5 2020 12:13 PM

    Word of the day: AMPING (early 20th century Scots) - lying awake, anxious, restless and completely unable to sleep.


    Isn’t that CAMPING ?


  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,779 Posts
    Mon, Apr 6 2020 12:05 AM

    Pennsylvanian Dr. Arthur Lintgen can identify the music on a vinyl record by looking at the grooves with his naked eyes.

    or by reading the label in the middle.

    If he looks at Sgt. Pepper in a mirror it says I buried Paul..

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,779 Posts
    Mon, Apr 6 2020 12:19 AM

    While regular travel may be off the cards for the foreseeable future, virtual escapism is open to everyone with an internet connection.

    Some of the world’s leading galleries, museums and landscapes are all just a few clicks away. Here is a selection of the best VR travel experiences to keep you sane during lockdown.

    Edinburgh Zoo .

    Le Musee du Louvre, Paris.

    Icehotel, Swedish Lapland.

    Eagle cam . florida .

    British Museum, London.

    Guggenheim, New York.

    Jerusalem, Israel.

    Cliffs of Moher, Ireland.

    Central Park, New York.

    Grand Canyon, Arizona.

    Yosemite National Park, California.

    Longleat Safari Park, UK.

    Stonehenge, UK.

    Grand Teton National Park, Wyoming.

     

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,779 Posts
    Mon, Apr 6 2020 9:39 AM

    So my fridge is broken .

    Went online to order new one .

    Every major  website said not in stock .

    Apparently the people who are hoarding the food also bought new fridges and freezers to keep food in .

    But now i find i only need a seal .

    So saved some money . Thank you hoarders .

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,779 Posts
    Mon, Apr 6 2020 9:53 AM

    Word of the day: PAIGLE (19th century Scots) - the dull household work that never seems to be done, no matter how much you try - e.g. the washing up.

    never before has a word rang so true until you enter quarantine.

    might have another kid just to name them paigle.

    oh yes i can .

  • pmm711 United States
    4,325 Posts
    Mon, Apr 6 2020 2:17 PM

    craigswan:
    But now i find i only need a seal .

    Dude...that's insane...BUT noted...who'd a thunk?

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,779 Posts
    Tue, Apr 7 2020 12:32 AM

    The prime minister of New Zealand, Jacinda Arden, confirmed earlier today that the Easter Bunny is an essential worker and is not subject to the stay at home order.

    Meanwhile in the UK you’re arrested if caught in possession of an Easter egg.

    Our local police chief went on the radio and explained the Easter Bunny is not affected, cause he goes out alone, avoids everybody completely  and every worker in his egg painting burrow is a close relative, who lives with him.

    The tooth fairy had the same dispensation.

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,779 Posts
    Tue, Apr 7 2020 12:41 AM

    Can a scientist explain why please?

    Applying antiperspirant actually increases the diversity of microbes in the armpits and between the toes.

    I've washed my hands so much I've uncovered a nightclub stamp from 5 years ago.

    Why are people putting anti perps between their toes?


    I said a SCIENTIST not you.


  • gonfission United States
    1,569 Posts
    Tue, Apr 7 2020 4:42 AM

    craigswan:
    But now i find i only need a seal .

    What the heck are ya gonna do with a SEAL?

    Barbeque?

    Flambé?

    Broiled, baked, rubbed 27 spices ? (KFC's recipe hit the internet yesterday)

    Boiled, yuck...

    Seared if your Chinese. You know, the "L" thing...Herro, anyone out there?

    Then there's the ultimate slow roast, yummy

    Inquiring mind, wants to know

     

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