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Who will have the last word?

Thu, Apr 2 2020 12:37 AM by craigswan. 8,515 replies.
  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,192 Posts
    Mon, Feb 24 2020 3:22 AM

    rocket man takes a slide horizontally .

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,192 Posts
    Mon, Feb 24 2020 3:30 AM

    The average bank robber only makes £12,706.60 per bank robbery.

    It's the average, presumably including all the ones who get caught and thus receive £0.

    But great holidays and pension.

  • craigswan United Kingdom
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    Mon, Feb 24 2020 3:35 AM

    Despite their pudgy appearance, wombats can actually run as fast as Usain Bolt.

    HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID.

    So despite excellent training and miraculous performances, Usain Bolt is still at best on par with chunky hamsters?

  • gonfission United States
    1,535 Posts
    Tue, Feb 25 2020 4:49 AM

    craigswan:
    chunky hamsters?

    Do they have a CREAMY offering, as well?

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,192 Posts
    Tue, Feb 25 2020 5:36 AM

    If you are told you got enough sleep (even if you didn't), you will feel less sleepy. This effect is called PLACEBO SLEEP.

    Wish it worked with people telling me I’ve had enough to drink.

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,192 Posts
    Tue, Feb 25 2020 5:42 AM

    . .

    with extra flies please .

     

  • craigswan United Kingdom
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    Wed, Feb 26 2020 5:02 AM

    Dogs generally wag their tails more to the right when they're experiencing positive emotions, and more to the left when experiencing negative emotions.

    Their right, or ours?

    This is the question we all need answered.

  • craigswan United Kingdom
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    Wed, Feb 26 2020 5:06 AM

    Word of the Day: TO VANDYKE (19th century) — to stagger drunkenly in zigzags;.

    Or will describe Virgil's action if they win the league title.


  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,192 Posts
    Wed, Feb 26 2020 11:26 AM

    No matter how brilliantly an idea is stated, we will not really be moved unless we have already half-thought of it ourselves.

    I knew it!

    Makes it quicker for 'the penny to drop.'

  • craigswan United Kingdom
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    Wed, Feb 26 2020 11:32 AM

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