The first silicone breast implant surgery was performed on a dog named Esmeralda.
Formerly known as Esteban.
What does the S on Superman's chest stand for? (Hint: It's not Super!)
Wow, I need to get out more
In 1997, 62 shipping containers full of 4.8 million LEGO pieces fell off a boat and have since been washing up on UK shores.
We have been picking up Lego from the spill for the last 22 years and still find it virtually every day during our twice daily beach cleans.
Word of the day - TIDSOPTIMIST (Swedish): a person who's habitually late because they think they have more time than they actually do.
That's me. Overdue at birth, and late ever since!
My wife left me because I’m too insecure
No wait, she’s back. She just went to make a cup of tea.
Breaking News: Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Trump’s wall
On the condition he gets to install windows .
Word of the day: GLUGGAVEÐUR (Icelandic) - Weather that looks lovely from inside your house, but is horrible to be outside in.
In Canadian, the word for that is 'January' or 'February.'