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Fri, Aug 7 2020 2:23 PM by craigswan. 9,078 replies.
  • HenryKawa Canada
    1,204 Posts
    Tue, Apr 17 2018 2:15 PM

    Hello my Friend.  Soon you will move up into 9th spot!   Good job!

     

    1 YankeeJim 22,778
    2 Pdb1 19,083
    3 Alosso 18,114
    4 Courteneyfish 15,796
    5 Mbaggese 15,034
    6 Ladychipper 12,743
    7 WGTicon 12,361
    8 Paulton 10,720
    9 EasyEdward 10,482
    10 Craigswan 10,210
  • HenryKawa Canada
    1,204 Posts
    Tue, Apr 17 2018 2:18 PM

    If I work really hard at it, within 6 months I should have 800.  lol. 

    I do have lots of friends.  I'm at 5300 now.

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    17,014 Posts
    Wed, Apr 18 2018 2:35 AM

    I got nothing .

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    17,014 Posts
    Wed, Apr 18 2018 7:14 AM

    It seems to any keen golf fan that World #1 golfer, Rory McIlroy, plays best after he has parted ways in a relationship. Last time, after kicking his fiancee, Woz, to the sidewalk, he immediately won two big tournaments. Now, according to his caddie, Rory's recent winning streak can be attributed to a newly homeless hampster.

    "Yeah, it was time for that hampster to go," said Mac's caddie, JP Fitzgerald. "It just wasn't working out between the two of them. Rory was spending way to much time fluffing up the gerbil's wood chips and watching him run on the little wheel. He needed to get back on the range and hit some golf balls."

    So, according to his caddie, he and Rory took the hampster down to the edge of a swamp near Mac's Florida home and released the vermin into the wild. "It was a pretty emotional scene," explained Fitz. "especially after that gator got a hold of Rory's little buddy... it got pretty real after that."

    But according to his caddie, this is when Rory seems to play at his best. "He became laser focused after the gerbil was a gotar snack," told Fitz, who now worries that after the rodent split, there isn't anything left to break up with if his star player gets a bad case of the yips. "The only thing left to break up with is me..." said a worried looking Fitz, who plans on getting Rory a new puppy really, really soon.

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    17,014 Posts
    Wed, Apr 18 2018 12:13 PM

    Apparently Lidl and Aldi  shop workers check out goods 40% quicker than Walmart and Asda supermarkets . They are told to bleep an item every 1.2 seconds .

    Give no help packing bags and no making small talk to customers .

    And all for minimum wages .

    Apparently amazon have opened a supermarket in seattle where there are no employees .

    You walk round picking up items , pack them yourself and then they send you a visa bill .

    Have a nice day .

     

     

     

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    17,014 Posts
    Wed, Apr 18 2018 12:22 PM

    There has been a poll carried out on your favourite emoji .

    in third place is the love one .

    Image result for Love Emoji

    In second place is the wink one .

    Image result for emoji gifs wink

     

    in first placeSee the source image is the laughing one .

     

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    17,014 Posts
    Wed, Apr 18 2018 12:29 PM

    But the big shock is the aubergine in 4th place .

    emojis

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    See the source image

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    17,014 Posts
    Thu, Apr 19 2018 12:37 AM

    Excuse me. Do you have any left-handed golf balls?”

    the dark green and the orange balls are left-handed.”

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    17,014 Posts
    Sat, Apr 21 2018 3:15 AM

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    17,014 Posts
    Sat, Apr 21 2018 3:16 AM

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