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Who will have the last word?

Tue, May 26 2020 12:16 PM by craigswan. 8,752 replies.
  • HenryKawa Canada
    1,201 Posts
    Wed, Dec 6 2017 9:48 AM

    overtheedge:

    HenryKawa:

    Graig is pretty much the only person who uses this thread.   Do you look in the mirror when you talk to yourself.  LOL.

    Haaank. Now is this ^^^^^^^ a nice thing to say? WAIT! Don't answer that. 

    watch?v=zLrp0AD3 78

    Mr. Over.  I am sorry if you took offense to what I said.  It was a message directed to Craig and if he was okay with it, not sure why you are so concerned.  Are you one of the Bullies we are talking about?   Not sure, you are quick to make all sorts of comments to me, yet put me on your no contact list so I am not able to respond back to you.  Whats that all about?   Afraid I may "offend you"?  Grow some skin Mr Overbully Sir!

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,551 Posts
    Wed, Dec 6 2017 12:44 PM

    It's all good guys . Don't sweat about it .

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,551 Posts
    Wed, Dec 6 2017 12:51 PM

    see you later alligator .

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,551 Posts
    Wed, Dec 6 2017 12:53 PM

    uh -huh

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,551 Posts
    Thu, Dec 7 2017 12:30 AM

    I called my friend phil in tears last night .

    I cannot believe it . My wife has left me for my wgt buddy henry . .

    Get a hold of yourself man phil said .

    She wasn't right for you .

    There are plenty of other fish in the sea .

     

    Who is talking about her i said . Henry was the only guy I could beat .

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,551 Posts
    Fri, Dec 8 2017 7:53 AM

    A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was: "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
    She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,551 Posts
    Fri, Dec 8 2017 8:10 AM

    I remember when i moved  from Scotland and went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there.

    After i had been there a month, my mother came to visit me  carrying reinforcements of tatties, salt herring, oatmeal and whiskey .

     

    “And how do you find the English students, craig?” she asked.

    “Mother,” i replied, “they're such terrible, noisy people. The one on that side keeps banging his head on the wall and won't stop. The one on the other side screams and screams all night.”

    “Oh craig! How do you manage to put up with these awful noisy English neighbours?”

    “Mother, I do nothing. I just ignore them. I just stay here quietly, playing my bagpipes.”

  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,551 Posts
    Fri, Dec 8 2017 8:15 AM

    'I never know how much of what I say is true.'

  • overtheedge United States
    5,852 Posts
    Fri, Dec 8 2017 2:30 PM

    craigswan:

    'I never know how much of what I say is true.'

    Here's one; This also may be true. Juz kitten.

    *If they took your brain and rolled it down a single edge blade it would look like a bb going down a six lane highway.*

    OR

    *You're about as useful as a sand box in the Sahara Desert* 

    OR _____. AHHH! I'll stop here because a mod (who can be shocking) may think these rib-on ya type jokes may not appropriate to post.

    puzzled smiley

  • WGTChampion United States
    1,613 Posts
    Fri, Dec 8 2017 3:24 PM

    overtheedge:

    OR _____. AHHH! I'll stop here because a mod (who can be shocking) may think these rib-on ya type jokes may not appropriate to post.

    is it me? Do you think i'm shocking? 

    _CHAMPION

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