It,s holiday time .
"We had to queue outside with no air conditioning."
"It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England, it only took the Americans three hours to get home..
"Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."
"We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five Euros from a street trader, only to find out they were fake."
A guest complained his soup was too thick and strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.
"My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."