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Who will have the last word?

Sun, Mar 29 2020 12:04 PM by craigswan. 8,491 replies.
  • Dougie4042 United States
    4,371 Posts
    Thu, Feb 20 2014 8:16 PM

    It is on like Donkey Kong!  The match play pairings are now set in the Lobsters Lair Vs. East Coast match play competition.  I wonder why ZioMio ain't playing? Perhaps he's yella?  Lol!! Good luck to all. 

  • SHRUDE Australia
    5,835 Posts
    Thu, Feb 20 2014 9:21 PM

    Congrats Dougie!

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    Fri, Feb 21 2014 12:10 AM

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    Fri, Feb 21 2014 12:12 AM

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    Fri, Feb 21 2014 12:14 AM

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  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,151 Posts
    Fri, Feb 21 2014 12:15 AM

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  • craigswan United Kingdom
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    Fri, Feb 21 2014 12:16 AM

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    Fri, Feb 21 2014 12:17 AM

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    Fri, Feb 21 2014 12:19 AM

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  • craigswan United Kingdom
    16,151 Posts
    Fri, Feb 21 2014 12:20 AM

    'I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs.'

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