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10 Commandments For New Players

Wed, Jul 30 2014 6:21 PM (32 replies)
  • helen1972
    347 Posts
    Sun, Jun 24 2012 9:12 PM

    1. Always blame the meter, never, and I do mean never admit that your finger farted !

    2. Take credit when It Is given, In these dark early days, post Tiger Woods PGA, you will take much solace from any credit handed out to you.

    3. When you do not hit the ping, ( and trust me you will miss ) but you still end up with a reasonable result, claim unequivocally, that you knew the lie of the land !

    4. After a disastrous misread of the wind, the following MUST be used " the wind lied ".

    5. Please trust and listen intently to those players who have served their time, and have a greater average and are at a higher tier, and therefore by reasonable deduction are in possession of far more b/s than you currently are, you can learn a lot from them.

    6. When told It's a flop, please do not take this personally, It's also a golf shot !! (probably explains my divorce)

    7. After being told to pitch, that does not mean we want to hear your latest idea for the next big internet hit, and do not invest !

    8. A members bounce Is not an invitation to any woman you playing with !

    9. On a personal note, commenting on how sexy a female players avatar Is, Is not a compliment, If and I do mean If, you are into that sort of thing, by which I mean cartoons, guys, there specialist websites out there that will, for a small contribution cater to you every need !

    10. Now this Is the most important commandment of all, HAVE FUN.

    Helen x

  • pjctas0822
    4,534 Posts
    Sun, Jun 24 2012 9:33 PM

    +1

  • MBaggese
    15,367 Posts
    Sun, Jun 24 2012 9:44 PM

    Nice read Helen:)

  • gsoup
    2,929 Posts
    Sun, Jun 24 2012 9:47 PM

    very good, Icon should post that in the news

  • helen1972
    347 Posts
    Sun, Jun 24 2012 9:52 PM

    gsoup:

    very good, Icon should post that in the news

    WGTicon,

    take note, lol

    helen.

     

  • Romax
    1,876 Posts
    Mon, Jun 25 2012 5:44 AM

    A great way to start the day/week Helen !   LMAO . So true too . Thanks----- Ro

  • MioKontic
    4,587 Posts
    Mon, Jun 25 2012 6:07 AM

    Helen - you posted this in the Announcements and News section too, to which I responded, but it's now down in the depths so I'll reply again here...

    Hello Helen, my name's Mio.  I like your idea.  I'm going ot make you an offer.  I will give you the full £0 you requested (you didn't put in an amount!), but I want 40% of the business.  And if one year down the line your figures look good and exceed forecast, I will give you 15% back.

    Erm... is that Lizzie's x you've stolen?  Sure does look similar.  She's been looking for that for ages.

  • TWOMINUSONE
    2,580 Posts
    Mon, Jun 25 2012 6:22 AM

    On a side note: Hitting your ball towards water will NOT open up a pathway for you to cross. Avoid it at all costs, and be prepared for the plagues you will surely encounter along the way, lol.

  • ladzrls
    286 Posts
    Mon, Jun 25 2012 6:45 AM

    helen1972:

     

    9. On a personal note, commenting on how sexy a female players avatar Is, Is not a compliment, If and I do mean If, you are into that sort of thing, by which I mean cartoons, guys, there specialist websites out there that will, for a small contribution cater to you every need !

     

    Helen x

    Hey there, i agree lets stop pestering those cartoon chicks, but i may add if i was a cartoon then roger rabbits wife would be invited around for sure, american dad(stans) wife is well tasty, and of course family guy peters wife when her voice gets all gruff i would maybe have to entertain her with a chardony aswell.

    oh and gr8 post by the way.

    best regards

    ladzrls

  • pUGfANmn
    436 Posts
    Mon, Jun 25 2012 9:37 PM

    helen1972:

    4. After a disastrous misread of the wind, the following MUST be used " the wind lied ".

    Oops - I've always blamed the swarm of locusts foreshadowing the impending armageddon.

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