Thank you meter for not sticking with me yet sticking on me
Thank you for being so erratic and jumpy
You're so unpredictable, so many times you go astray
You're the major reason for so many WD in ready-go play
Thank you for coming up so short of the green on KW17
Leaving me wet, thanks a lot for being so mean
Even though I have the rapture to slow you down, you still mess up my swing
Your lack of consistency made me sell back my master iron set of ping
It's time for you to get out of my way so I could become the real IronKing